Satanic subcon cinema
Bollywood is evil. It is the "primary cause" for Indonesians landing in UAE jails, according to a senior Indonesian consulate official:
"We have 10 television channels in Indonesia and they show Bollywood movies at least twice a week. These women grew up watching and loving these handsome Indian actors," he said.
He added when the women arrived in the UAE, home to more than a million South Asians, they became star struck and overfriendly with good looking men of South Asian origin who would chat them up.
"If a cat is given meat, wouldn't the cat take it?" he said, quoting a familiar Indonesian phrase.
And so the poor hungry kitty-cats end up in Al Slammer. If only Salman Khan and Hritik Roshan could de-beautify themselves a bit, UAE jails would empty overnight.
"We have 10 television channels in Indonesia and they show Bollywood movies at least twice a week. These women grew up watching and loving these handsome Indian actors," he said.
He added when the women arrived in the UAE, home to more than a million South Asians, they became star struck and overfriendly with good looking men of South Asian origin who would chat them up.
"If a cat is given meat, wouldn't the cat take it?" he said, quoting a familiar Indonesian phrase.
And so the poor hungry kitty-cats end up in Al Slammer. If only Salman Khan and Hritik Roshan could de-beautify themselves a bit, UAE jails would empty overnight.


