"Our largest condom factory has exploded," the Indian President cried. "My people`s favorite form of birth control. This is a true disaster!"
"Mr. Man Mphan Singh, the Pakistani people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you," replied Musharraf.
"I do need your help" said Mr. ManMohan Singh.
"Could you send 7 hundred million condoms ASAP to tide us over, otherwise, our population will be doubled next year?"
"Why certainly! I`ll get right on it," said Mr. Musharraf.
"Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Mr. ManMohan Singh.
"Yes?"
"Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?"
"No problem," replied Mr. Musharraf
Mr. Mr. ManMohan Singh hung up and started laughing with his aides about how those stupid Pakis will fall for anything.
Mr. Musharraf hung up and called the CEO of a condom company.
"I need a favor. Can you send 7 hundred million condoms right away over to India?"
"Consider it done," replied the CEO of the condom company.
"Good! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 4" wide."
"Easily done. Anything else?"
"Yeah," said Mr. Musharraf. "Print `MADE IN Pakistan`, SIZE: SMALL on each one."