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Skid Marks....


OK folks....first off this JE isn't for the faint hearted....so unless you have toilet humour.....i'd suggest you skip this totally lol...which will mean i'll probably get NO responses lol....oh well....what the hell.....lets throw caution to the wind....and live dangerously *:

Don't ask me why but the other day me and my mates somehow managed to get onto the topic of 'skid marks'......we were talking about how men....no matter what shap or size; nationality etc.....are notoriously known for leaving skid marks in their underpants.....

this got me thinking today (as some of you know i had a very BUSY day today - NOT :P).....since we women have 'panty liners'.....if they brought out a male panty liner....would men wear this????
 

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Login to find out (July 4, 2005 at 4:11pm)
who the heck fondles a steering wheel? I know sometimes funny stuff goes on inside a car ...but not with the car itself !!
 
Login to find out (July 4, 2005 at 4:04pm)
hopefully that's not a description of you... otherwise i'll have a hard time explaining why it's off...
 
Login to find out (July 4, 2005 at 4:01pm)
What's wrong with the Belinda's lyrics?

I buy you cologne
You want axle grease
YOu say get a mechanic
I say get a shrink

Labs you are picky! lol
 
Login to find out (July 4, 2005 at 2:30pm)
'Caress and fondle her steering wheel?'

those r some lame belinda carlisle lyrics
 
Login to find out (July 4, 2005 at 7:32am)
IRFY ur clogging up my highly intellectual JE with all this mumbo jumbo....please DO NOT! :P
 
Login to find out (July 4, 2005 at 7:27am)
yes irfani.. i am honoured!
 
Login to find out (July 4, 2005 at 7:22am)
Chots as we say here in the US, IN YOUR FACE!

Artist: Go-Gos
Song Title: Skidmarks On My Heart
Album:


(Charlotte Caffey/Belinda Carlisle)
You sure know how to hurt a girl
Fewer hugs and no more kisses
Just water for your carburetor
And bearings for your pistons
Rev her engine for your pleasure
Caress and fondle her steering wheel
When you moan and hug her gear shift
Stop! Think how it makes me feel
CHORUS
Skidmarks on my heart
You've got me in fifth
You're burning rubber like my love
I'm driving in risk
Spend all your time and money
On that Pontiac GTO pile
Getting tired of your greasy antics
My pride's getting hurt by the mile
Blow her engine blow my mind
Keep her shocks and brakes aligned
I see that you're all jacked up
Leaving me and your exhaust behind
CHORUS
I buy you cologne
You want axle grease
YOu say get a mechanic
I say get a shrink
I need promises
You want Motor Trend
Our love needs an overhaul
This may be the end
CHORUS
 
Login to find out (July 4, 2005 at 7:06am)
Nope irfani.. perhaps its just you...
 
Login to find out (July 4, 2005 at 7:02am)
Hey, anyone hear the 80's song by the Go-Gos called 'SKIDMARKS on my heart'?
 
Login to find out (July 3, 2005 at 5:29pm)
dont.. unless you can stop our cravings by sending us a slice of something similar... :P
 
Login to find out (July 3, 2005 at 10:52am)
ok i'm gonna submit a pic of my wedding cake :P i hope the d*ckheads in naseeb admin approve it!!!!!!
 
Login to find out (July 3, 2005 at 10:46am)
Freak, on behalf of all the women of the word, phew!!!!!
 
Login to find out (July 3, 2005 at 10:44am)
Oi IRF....u pindoo :P i only bat for ONE team :P
 
Login to find out (July 3, 2005 at 10:26am)
yeah i thought my old pic was gettin too much attention.. that is, my kid was getting all the attention..

thx fon

irfani, i'm sure fon is interested in a friendly way.. not in THAT way..
 
Login to find out (July 3, 2005 at 7:37am)
Labs- While not as enthusiastic as Freak seems to be (one may question her, ahem, interest), I agree with Freak that the pic is better.
 
Login to find out (July 3, 2005 at 5:35am)
LABS i luv the new pick...:D awww xx
 
Login to find out (July 2, 2005 at 10:51pm)
Labs: Does your bike leave skidmarks? I saw your despair regarding my poem. Does your bike need repair? LOL
 
Login to find out (July 2, 2005 at 3:01pm)
shirin, bike lessons were cancelled due to drizzle.. happy studying/ catching up..
 
Login to find out (July 2, 2005 at 2:59pm)
heheh .. i am in halifax.. tho. not a local... moved here for the job
 
Login to find out (July 2, 2005 at 2:18pm)
LABS where up north are you from...G (hubby) is from that pits of a place called oldham lol