Skid Marks....
OK folks....first off this JE isn't for the faint hearted....so unless you have toilet humour.....i'd suggest you skip this totally lol...which will mean i'll probably get NO responses lol....oh well....what the hell.....lets throw caution to the wind....and live dangerously *:
Don't ask me why but the other day me and my mates somehow managed to get onto the topic of 'skid marks'......we were talking about how men....no matter what shap or size; nationality etc.....are notoriously known for leaving skid marks in their underpants.....
this got me thinking today (as some of you know i had a very BUSY day today - NOT :P).....since we women have 'panty liners'.....if they brought out a male panty liner....would men wear this????
Don't ask me why but the other day me and my mates somehow managed to get onto the topic of 'skid marks'......we were talking about how men....no matter what shap or size; nationality etc.....are notoriously known for leaving skid marks in their underpants.....
this got me thinking today (as some of you know i had a very BUSY day today - NOT :P).....since we women have 'panty liners'.....if they brought out a male panty liner....would men wear this????



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I buy you cologne
You want axle grease
YOu say get a mechanic
I say get a shrink
Labs you are picky! lol
those r some lame belinda carlisle lyrics
Artist: Go-Gos
Song Title: Skidmarks On My Heart
Album:
(Charlotte Caffey/Belinda Carlisle)
You sure know how to hurt a girl
Fewer hugs and no more kisses
Just water for your carburetor
And bearings for your pistons
Rev her engine for your pleasure
Caress and fondle her steering wheel
When you moan and hug her gear shift
Stop! Think how it makes me feel
CHORUS
Skidmarks on my heart
You've got me in fifth
You're burning rubber like my love
I'm driving in risk
Spend all your time and money
On that Pontiac GTO pile
Getting tired of your greasy antics
My pride's getting hurt by the mile
Blow her engine blow my mind
Keep her shocks and brakes aligned
I see that you're all jacked up
Leaving me and your exhaust behind
CHORUS
I buy you cologne
You want axle grease
YOu say get a mechanic
I say get a shrink
I need promises
You want Motor Trend
Our love needs an overhaul
This may be the end
CHORUS
thx fon
irfani, i'm sure fon is interested in a friendly way.. not in THAT way..