The following is an actual MSN coversation* that took place on Thursday April 29 between 5:37 pm CST and 5:41 pm CST.

*Names have been changed to protect privacy.

"Sehree" says: (5:37:58 PM)
New Sleeping Pill Promises Long-Term Results

"Pursela" says: (5:38:14 PM)
hmm..

"Sehree" says: (5:38:20 PM)
???doesnt it sound like youll never wake up

"Pursela" says: (5:38:29 PM)
???haha yeah

"Sehree" says: (5:38:34 PM)
? its a sleeping pill!!! i dont want long term affects!!!!

"Pursela" says: (5:39:03 PM)
??i guess for ppl who suffer from insomnia probably need it

"Sehree"says: (5:39:12 PM)
???yeah ofcourse

"Sehree" says: (5:39:18 PM)
??but when i first read it

"Sehree" says: (5:39:29 PM)?
??it made me think that u take a pill and NEVER wake up

"Pursela" says: (5:39:38 PM)
??hahah yeah thats true...

"Pursela" says: (5:39:47 PM)
???man!?im glad i dont have that problem..

"Pursela" says: (5:39:58 PM)
???i wouldnt wanna be on this pill

"Sehree" says: (5:40:32 PM)
??i need a wake me up pill!

"Pursela" says: (5:40:40 PM)
??hahah

"Pursela" says: (5:40:54 PM)
???how would u take it if you were already asleep

"Pursela" says: (5:41:04 PM)
??lets put that on your blonde journal!