smile guys!
A middle aged woman standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and
says to her husband.
"I look, horrible. I'm fat, my boobs and my backside are getting more
saggy by the day, I find a new wrinkle every morning and I think I'll
have to go up yet ANOTHER dress size."
Sitting down with her head in her hands she continues, "I just feel so
old and ugly... can you please at least pay me one compliment"
The husband replies.....
"Well if it's any consolation, your eyesight's spot on!!
says to her husband.
"I look, horrible. I'm fat, my boobs and my backside are getting more
saggy by the day, I find a new wrinkle every morning and I think I'll
have to go up yet ANOTHER dress size."
Sitting down with her head in her hands she continues, "I just feel so
old and ugly... can you please at least pay me one compliment"
The husband replies.....
"Well if it's any consolation, your eyesight's spot on!!



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