I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the
Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted
"CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down
on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would
think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you
doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You
are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I
jumped down and walked out of the office. When my
co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where do you
think you're going?"



(You're going to love this.....)





She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"