~ok so heres something to entertain u girlzzz....

"I am aunty, hear me roar.
I use coupon at the store
I eat chawal, with bare hand
Amree-kan food, I can't stand

I wear sari, I look great
Disregard my big fat pait.
Though I'm short and though I'm stout
I whip hubby, there's no doubt

Beta you are so kharab
Why can't you just get a job?
You want thuper, I can tell
Joota in the butt as well

Eat your sabzi, not your cake
Speak in urdu for God's sake!
Quit your art fart, do premed
I vant lexus 'fore I'm dead

Beti Beti if you date
I will break you, just you wait
Learn to clean and learn to cook
Don't waste time on college book

Put on sunblock right away
Else no ristha you will sway
Its past eight, if you step out
I shall start to scream and shout