that punjabi accent
i have a punjabi aunty who owns a restaurant. one day, she's behind the restaurant directing an employee to put a bag of ice into a truck. but the employee speaks only spanish. and, besides a few words of english, she pretty much speaks only punjabi. so she points to the ice and then to the truck, but the employee doesn't quite understand. she does it again. and he doesn't quite understand. after a couple of minutes of this, she gets angry and then in her loud, angry voice (you know how punjabis do!), starts screaming, "PUT A*S IN CAR! PUT A*S IN CAR!" and of course, the employee starts wondering whose.


