!!The Finishing School of Dorks!!

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!!The Finishing School of Dorks!!

Let it be known..

BEHOLD The Finishing School of Dorks.

Paradise & I shall be taking application forms for entry this week.
A strict criteria must be met & no fashionistas shall be admitted.
All dork/geek tools shall be searched. Tiff N Carry's wil be inspected for content. Geekier the food better the level of entry.

Attire & stress dress codes must be upheld. In honour of Paradise. A strict uniform of star wars T-shirts & in honour of our favourite dork Afaq 3/4 pathloons with jaraben pulled over your knees must be worn.
Please see reception for details of purchase.

Kindest regards
The Dorks
Paradise & Malish

I shall hand you over to Paradise for timetables & courses on offer.

Please Enter:

Dork Name: ......................
Dork Hobbies: ......................
Dork Tiffin' Contents: ......................
Dork Costume:......................
(although only star wars shirt is required for entry)

Dorkiest Quality: (H)......................

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Courses you would LIke to see at this DORK School???

Fashion 101. The curriculum covers men's and women's fashion and style. We will be covering topics such as dandruff, coconut hair oil, the benefits of skipping deodorant on a hot summer day, tight jeans on men, baggy jeans on women, mustaches on women, nose hair on men, and of course, large eyeglasses on both males and females.

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are you suggesting lessons in dork school be introduced to combat this problem?.
AVAAZ LESSONS.

will there be one on one tutoring on how to make your voice less nasal?

and I'd love to participate in a dialog where I'm able to acquire the tools necessary to communicate my thoughts in a less verbose manner...
Lay-man's term 101

Va va buche loog, va va

ahhh.. The two most gentlemen of dorks are finally given the recognition they deserve.
Well done gents.
;)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww reallly?
we LUB paradise!

I like much, much ghee on my parathas......I like it to be simply dripping with ghee.....

;) paradise! how much ghee do YOU like ?

LOL @ "ghee on our parathay"

they are the ghee on our parathay );
the salt in our lassi........
the mango to our pickles

paradise, i showed that pic to an expert surgeon , and im told she er..... used padding :- ); she shattered my vision.

lol man! tariq the pic you had and that busty one i showed to some non-dorks, and they almost threw up with disgust #: i couldnt understand!!!!!

they are so beautiful.

She is quite a busty one, no?

tariq. i found another love :D www.janubaba.com

); im happy for you tariq

(logs onto shadi.com to find someoen to fill the hole that is now clearly visible in his life )

Tariq, she is absolutely stunning....oh my God....she surely is an angel that fell down from heaven....you must not let this one get away...hurry and pursue her, before another handsome boy gets to her first.

OMG tariq :( .......... i need to get that pic and her no. do u know?

she must be approved by my haandan first :) but thanks,

i just hope she likes me too, so far its just unrequited adoration :-

Afaq, that kuri is just too much sexy, hai Allah! I have never beheld such breathtaking beauty in all my life. I hope you will be able to marry with her in no time.

ok paradise, and the rest of the dork group here is the kuri me and tariq saw:
www.indiannewslink.co.nz)%202004%20WEB%20EDITION/Bengali-group-3.jpg

sigh.........i need a cool mirando to cool off now

ooooooooooooooo wow........hai Allah may mar jawan!

paradise, u broke my heart :-

I just met my new love interest on line...He is oozing with sexiness....hai Allah!
www.grimmemennesker.dk

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!!The Finishing School of Dorks!!

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