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The Five Secrets of a Perfect Relationship


1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks and cleans from time to time, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is great in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very, very important that these four women don't know each other.

HaHaHaHaHa..............
 

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Login to find out (April 14, 2006 at 5:16pm)
lol hehe.... thanks for the laughs, good article.
 
Login to find out (April 13, 2006 at 10:04pm)
this is all just a bad dream, just a figment of your imagination, after you wake up you wont remember any of this , then you will realize that there wasnt Masked Stranger, there wasnt any Fares, hell there wasnt any naseeb.com either, because its 1982 :P
 
Login to find out (April 13, 2006 at 9:56pm)
Bien, you are cured now, you dont see thing which dont exist :P
 
Login to find out (April 13, 2006 at 9:33pm)
vous ne comprenez pas ? :p;)
 
Login to find out (April 13, 2006 at 9:26pm)
lo siento, me no comprendo:(
 
Login to find out (April 13, 2006 at 8:54pm)
Fares: #:


Guest: *: :(
 
Login to find out (April 13, 2006 at 8:52pm)
meaning if there are guest in his house he havent met yet, he comes out of his room,the guest see him, is his hand shakable as if Salam O Alykom Kaisay hien Ap, Buhot Dino say Mulakat nahi hoi?

Fares:
 
Login to find out (April 13, 2006 at 8:27pm)
i am a palm barber :P
 
Login to find out (April 13, 2006 at 8:23pm)
why? :P
 
Login to find out (April 13, 2006 at 8:09pm)
i will be the judge of that :# Fares show me your hand
 
Login to find out (April 13, 2006 at 8:07pm)
Shukria AB..and she can teach u how to speak Arabic and how to make baklava:)
 
Login to find out (April 13, 2006 at 8:07pm)
I am still a virgin, thank you very much! :P
 
Login to find out (April 13, 2006 at 8:04pm)
your horniness by sexual depravity is showing through journal entries, you need to do something about it:P, my unconciousness, better do the deed before your wife alives, if she catches you in act, she just might send you to lala land (unconciousness) :P
 
Login to find out (April 13, 2006 at 7:54pm)
do u mind showing my pyaar how to make samoosa and pakoora and biryaani, I will send u a box of mango, deal?
 
Login to find out (April 13, 2006 at 7:53pm)
nahee nahee merra janiman is in syria hai
 
Login to find out (April 13, 2006 at 7:22pm)
no dont , she will tell her that you hang around with men like me :P
 
Login to find out (April 13, 2006 at 3:50pm)
kia hua?haha will do insha'Allah
 
Login to find out (April 13, 2006 at 3:44pm)
Whether it works or not , do write your feedbacks of your experiences on your JE so if you are alive or not we can learn from your prolific infidelity :P
 
Login to find out (April 13, 2006 at 3:37pm)
and bandages
 
Login to find out (April 13, 2006 at 3:37pm)
tauba tauba indeed bro, you better stackup on rogaine before applying this stunt :P