The Naseeb Mystery Man
The Naseeb Mystery Man
We have all come across them since the inception of Naseeb. Here are my most popular picks! Feel free to add your own. Gents, you are welcome to add your Naseeb Mystery Women too
Mr. SHOW NOT TELL
1. He is all over your profile. He is all over your Journals. He is all over your villages and may even publicly flirt with you on your village entries. He comments non-stop. But, he's never sent you a simple e-mail to say "Hi" and introduce himself.
Mr. MISSING IN ACTION
2. He messaged you back in 2003 when Naseeb first started and has kept in touch. Just disappears for 2 months in between his messages to go to Hungary or Taiwan but checks in to see if you're still alive and breathing.
MR. FRIEND WITHOUT BENEFITS
3.He sends you tons of salams everyday and bombs you with picture requests. But he's too lazy to compose an email. Actually he wants to hook up with your friends.
MR. PARDESI BABU
4.He's an 18 year old from Karachi (but looks 40) and has been begging you to add him to his circle even though you have no mutual friends and know nothing about him. Including the mental history.
MR. MARRIED PARDESI BABU
5.He is 39, married, has children, but wants to "make friendship" with you. Enough said.
MR. CURIOUS GEORGE
6. He has emailed you long 100 page theses questioning you on why you are still single and what type of guy you are looking for. He likes to have philosophical discussions with you on your singlehood. He wants to hear your problems. He just never offers any solutions. He asked for your phone number too. He just didn't call.
MR. (rather DR.) PHIL
7.He loves to have philosophical debates with you. He finds you intellectually stimulating and likes to banter. He wants to discuss ideas, theories, and seeks your opinion on everything from global issues, politics, Islam, to gender biases.That's where it stops.
MR. BOY NEXT DOOR
8.He keeps in touch on a daily basis and has asked for your IM. He knows your favorite nail polish color and favorite ice cream flavor. He makes it a point to find out everything that is going on in your life from your weekend plans to what you ate for lunch today. He is a good friend.
MR. MUJHSE SHAADI KAROGE/STALKER
9.He has sent you proposals to marry him except he has a hard time understanding the word "compatibility." He is a classic stalker. The more you ignore him "nicely" the more fake ID's he makes up to try and get your attention.
MR. BUDNASEEB
10.He lives his life on Naseeb. All of your discussions include who is who on Naseeb and who's journal entry is stirring up the latest controversy and what not. He has a gigantic circle of "friends" and fellow naseebers. He is recognized by his naseeb ID. Sadly in real life, he does not have many friends and when you meet him in person he comes across as a little "eccentric" and nothing like his profile.
We have all come across them since the inception of Naseeb. Here are my most popular picks! Feel free to add your own. Gents, you are welcome to add your Naseeb Mystery Women too
Mr. SHOW NOT TELL
1. He is all over your profile. He is all over your Journals. He is all over your villages and may even publicly flirt with you on your village entries. He comments non-stop. But, he's never sent you a simple e-mail to say "Hi" and introduce himself.
Mr. MISSING IN ACTION
2. He messaged you back in 2003 when Naseeb first started and has kept in touch. Just disappears for 2 months in between his messages to go to Hungary or Taiwan but checks in to see if you're still alive and breathing.
MR. FRIEND WITHOUT BENEFITS
3.He sends you tons of salams everyday and bombs you with picture requests. But he's too lazy to compose an email. Actually he wants to hook up with your friends.
MR. PARDESI BABU
4.He's an 18 year old from Karachi (but looks 40) and has been begging you to add him to his circle even though you have no mutual friends and know nothing about him. Including the mental history.
MR. MARRIED PARDESI BABU
5.He is 39, married, has children, but wants to "make friendship" with you. Enough said.
MR. CURIOUS GEORGE
6. He has emailed you long 100 page theses questioning you on why you are still single and what type of guy you are looking for. He likes to have philosophical discussions with you on your singlehood. He wants to hear your problems. He just never offers any solutions. He asked for your phone number too. He just didn't call.
MR. (rather DR.) PHIL
7.He loves to have philosophical debates with you. He finds you intellectually stimulating and likes to banter. He wants to discuss ideas, theories, and seeks your opinion on everything from global issues, politics, Islam, to gender biases.That's where it stops.
MR. BOY NEXT DOOR
8.He keeps in touch on a daily basis and has asked for your IM. He knows your favorite nail polish color and favorite ice cream flavor. He makes it a point to find out everything that is going on in your life from your weekend plans to what you ate for lunch today. He is a good friend.
MR. MUJHSE SHAADI KAROGE/STALKER
9.He has sent you proposals to marry him except he has a hard time understanding the word "compatibility." He is a classic stalker. The more you ignore him "nicely" the more fake ID's he makes up to try and get your attention.
MR. BUDNASEEB
10.He lives his life on Naseeb. All of your discussions include who is who on Naseeb and who's journal entry is stirring up the latest controversy and what not. He has a gigantic circle of "friends" and fellow naseebers. He is recognized by his naseeb ID. Sadly in real life, he does not have many friends and when you meet him in person he comes across as a little "eccentric" and nothing like his profile.



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