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The Naseeb Mystery Man


The Naseeb Mystery Man

We have all come across them since the inception of Naseeb. Here are my most popular picks! Feel free to add your own. Gents, you are welcome to add your Naseeb Mystery Women too

Mr. SHOW NOT TELL
1. He is all over your profile. He is all over your Journals. He is all over your villages and may even publicly flirt with you on your village entries. He comments non-stop. But, he's never sent you a simple e-mail to say "Hi" and introduce himself.

Mr. MISSING IN ACTION
2. He messaged you back in 2003 when Naseeb first started and has kept in touch. Just disappears for 2 months in between his messages to go to Hungary or Taiwan but checks in to see if you're still alive and breathing.

MR. FRIEND WITHOUT BENEFITS
3.He sends you tons of salams everyday and bombs you with picture requests. But he's too lazy to compose an email. Actually he wants to hook up with your friends.

MR. PARDESI BABU
4.He's an 18 year old from Karachi (but looks 40) and has been begging you to add him to his circle even though you have no mutual friends and know nothing about him. Including the mental history.

MR. MARRIED PARDESI BABU
5.He is 39, married, has children, but wants to "make friendship" with you. Enough said.

MR. CURIOUS GEORGE
6. He has emailed you long 100 page theses questioning you on why you are still single and what type of guy you are looking for. He likes to have philosophical discussions with you on your singlehood. He wants to hear your problems. He just never offers any solutions. He asked for your phone number too. He just didn't call.

MR. (rather DR.) PHIL
7.He loves to have philosophical debates with you. He finds you intellectually stimulating and likes to banter. He wants to discuss ideas, theories, and seeks your opinion on everything from global issues, politics, Islam, to gender biases.That's where it stops.

MR. BOY NEXT DOOR
8.He keeps in touch on a daily basis and has asked for your IM. He knows your favorite nail polish color and favorite ice cream flavor. He makes it a point to find out everything that is going on in your life from your weekend plans to what you ate for lunch today. He is a good friend.

MR. MUJHSE SHAADI KAROGE/STALKER
9.He has sent you proposals to marry him except he has a hard time understanding the word "compatibility." He is a classic stalker. The more you ignore him "nicely" the more fake ID's he makes up to try and get your attention.

MR. BUDNASEEB
10.He lives his life on Naseeb. All of your discussions include who is who on Naseeb and who's journal entry is stirring up the latest controversy and what not. He has a gigantic circle of "friends" and fellow naseebers. He is recognized by his naseeb ID. Sadly in real life, he does not have many friends and when you meet him in person he comes across as a little "eccentric" and nothing like his profile.
 

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Login to find out (July 27, 2005 at 11:46am)
muhahahah (A)
 
Login to find out (July 27, 2005 at 11:41am)
I think I will add one category for men obsessed with LOTAS :P
 
Login to find out (July 27, 2005 at 12:56am)
masterthespian, respect.
 
Login to find out (July 27, 2005 at 12:48am)
I named my lota Arjun Rampal.
 
Login to find out (July 26, 2005 at 8:30pm)
haha, good one Afroze! He is either gay, or ugly, or maybe Monis undercover.
 
Login to find out (July 26, 2005 at 7:41pm)
What about the Chakkah Babu! He sends you stimulating emails everyday, flirts up a storm, Doesn't want to get off the phone with you, but is afraid to meet you. Could he be gay?
 
Login to find out (July 26, 2005 at 1:14pm)
yea, he's got masala to him
 
Login to find out (July 26, 2005 at 12:35pm)
Arjun is just the hotter version ;)
 
Login to find out (July 26, 2005 at 11:19am)
yeah i thought it was out of the matrix
 
Login to find out (July 26, 2005 at 10:56am)
Komal and Yoaamir: "There is no spoon."
 
Login to find out (July 25, 2005 at 11:35pm)
i fess - i thought it was keanu too at first.
 
Login to find out (July 25, 2005 at 10:33pm)
What about Mr. Khabees?
 
Login to find out (July 25, 2005 at 9:02pm)
haha, apparently i don't know jack squat - i thought that was keanu reeves. i should get a new pair of eyeglasses.
 
Login to find out (July 25, 2005 at 4:49pm)
Wow, thanks Taz, you can find more of Arjun at www.dialbollywood.com
 
Login to find out (July 25, 2005 at 4:42pm)
Ok. Thats it. I am just going to sit here and stare at this picture. Screw all other JEs, VEs, or that Vibes section that I never visit. We have a winner.
 
Login to find out (July 25, 2005 at 4:35pm)
Arjun need to work his glutes more.
 
Login to find out (July 25, 2005 at 12:23pm)
who is batman..? hehe
 
Login to find out (July 25, 2005 at 12:21pm)
Lota-Its all good, my Nani-jaan loves Arjun too lol. Komal-Nice HOT PINK picture! ;)
 
Login to find out (July 25, 2005 at 12:13pm)
::droooool:: sorry, batman.
 
Login to find out (July 25, 2005 at 11:52am)
My mom has a crush on arjun rampal.