> Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving

> > 01. Talk about a huge breast!
> > 02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
> > 03. It's Cool Whip time!
> > 04. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
> > 05. That's one terrific spread!
> > 06. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
> > 07. Are you ready for seconds yet?
> > 08. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
> > 09. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
> > 10. Don't play with your meat.
> > 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
> > 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
> > 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
> > 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
> > 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!