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Girls Night Out
Two women, who have been friends for years, decide to go for a Girls
Night
Out, and were decidedly
over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home,
they
needed to use the bathroom.
They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they spent a
penny
behind a head stone.
The first woman had nothing to dry herself with she thought she'd take
off
her panties, use them, and then throw them away. Her friend, however,
was
wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers,
but
was lucky to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of
the
graves. So she dried herself with the ribbon.
The next day the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and
said,
"This girl's night out thing has got to stop right now. My wife came
home
last night without her panties." That's nothing," said the other
husband,
"Mine came home with a card stuck to her arse that said,
FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU!
Two women, who have been friends for years, decide to go for a Girls
Night
Out, and were decidedly
over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home,
they
needed to use the bathroom.
They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they spent a
penny
behind a head stone.
The first woman had nothing to dry herself with she thought she'd take
off
her panties, use them, and then throw them away. Her friend, however,
was
wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers,
but
was lucky to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of
the
graves. So she dried herself with the ribbon.
The next day the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and
said,
"This girl's night out thing has got to stop right now. My wife came
home
last night without her panties." That's nothing," said the other
husband,
"Mine came home with a card stuck to her arse that said,
FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU!
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