> High-End Bathroom
>
> Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a "get
> acquainted tour" of the White House. After drinking several glasses of
> iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.
> When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see
> that President Clinton had a solid gold urinal.
>
> That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just
> think," he said, "when I am president, I too could have a gold urinal,
> too. But I wouldn't do something that self-induligible."
>
> Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White
> House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery
> of the fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the President
> had a gold urinal.
>
> That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed,
> Hillary smiled, and said to Bill, "I found out who peed in your
> saxophone."