>Billy Bob's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a
> > deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up
>and
> > sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor
> > about her baby.
> >
> > The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies
> > are fine and your brother came in and named them."
> >
> > The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother... he's an idiot!"
> >
> > Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's
>name?"
> >
> > "Denise," says the doctor.
> >
> > The new mother says, "Wow, that's a beautiful name! I guess I was wrong
> > about my brother. I like Denise." Then she asks, "What's the boy's
>name?"
> >
> > "Denephew."
> >