Once again the winter has dawned upon us!
Soon, the Christmas lights will be out, the very enjoyable melodies will be on the radio, People will be
eating until they get so fat .......... ok u get the point.

So I am Looking for a nurse! You see in this winter season, I am prone to many different types of illness (malaria being a common visitor)....., Flu, Fever, Temperature, the winter blues , strong strain of Silliness (thanks to motos Bak bak Je), and many more amongst these.

Amongst the obvious tasks of health care, and my well being the nurse must also be able to provide the following services:

- Milk Feeding (from the glass, or straws)
- Book reading
- Give sponge baths (ermmm maybe not)
- Administer injections (sugar ones)
- Cook omelettes (Spanish ones, extra spicy(24hr service required))
- Make play lists for my ipod
- Be able to catch (I like throwing stuff)
- Enjoys black and white flicks (Ingrid Bergman....wow)
- Disciplined (uniform all the time)
- Wears a perfume that smells like summer (I miss the summer :- )
- Has long hair (preferably black)
- Can solve aptitude tests with lightning speed
- Can sing Like Norah Jones
- Wears mismatched socks
- Can pout like Kiera Knightley (e.g. blogsubstrato.no.sapo.pt )
- Is able to deflect radio waves from a perimeter of 2 miles ( ermmm )
- Can crypto data and images to 64 bit asymmetric style
- Has cute ears
- A whip (for when we watch Indiana Jones)
- Bouncy Hair (when she walks, its bounces like clouds)
- Can play the piano, tabla, sitar (for when the mood is right)
- Loves starting fires
- Hates Batman, but Love superman
- Will wear stilettos (females) or a kilt (males) or garters and thongs (if left at the mercy of irfy)
- Loves to fly, and is willing to take random trips on my plane (in construction)

.............. the rest of the list will be shown at the interview.


So if you meet this short list, and wish for an opportunity to serve me during this holiday season, please contact me asap . DONT DELAY CONTACT TODAY!
( Please remember the job does not require any Kinky stuff, its purely a health matter )

( O the Females might want a Male nurse, in which case- Compose ure own list :P )



Finalists:

Labs
Redhead
Stajani
Cheeni


Deciding Question:
What motivated you to apply for this position?
Please explain briefly your motivating forces and aspirations and career goals once You are dismissed at start of spring ?

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