Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
their
> new wives duties.
>
> Johnny had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told
> his wife she was going to do all the dishes and housework.
> He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home
to
> a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
>
> Jimmie had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given
his
> wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the
cooking.
> He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the
next
> day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes
> were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
>
> Joe the third man had married an English girl. He boasted that he
told
> her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,
lawn
> mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.
> He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he still
> didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had
gone
> down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix
> himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a landscaper.
>
>
>