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What some terms really mean on Naseeb....
I posted this in another village but think you all might enjoy it too..
hehehe.
I am sure you all have come to realize that things in cyberspace aren't always what they appear to be. Let's use this JE to come up with some standard definitions of most commonly used terms on Nasseb..
Here are a couple of examples..
Athletic = 30+lbs overweight
Conservative= I am not willing to publicly admit that I drink and enjoy intimate companionship with the opposite sex..
sunni progressive = i'm a borderline alcoholic but ain't gonna admit it on Naseeb.com.
looking for friends and activity partners= wanting a few random hookups and sex with no strings attached.
Please no salaams= send it anyway cuz I'm a lame bitch who wrote nothing here to entice you with to write to me about.
No status = definitely taken but my girl/man aint on Naseeb so I'm gonna see what else I can get.
no height = 5ft4 (M) 4ft8 (F)
income= bad idea... if it is too high, you may be punished with a following you'd rather not have. if it is too low, well yes, there are shallow people out there that may not wanna chit chat cuz you po'.
Tall: Male: 6'1 Female: 4'11
Sunni traditional = member of the taliban
sunni progressive = borderline alcoholic who won't admit it on Naseeb.
Sunni liberal = party fuckin' animal!
just a muslim= just confused
all 3 sunni types also apply to shia types as well.
ismaeli = don't hold it against me
other = why is there not a spot on here for Hindu's?
christian = about to join islam
jew = i'm here spying on you damn towelheads
Ahmadi = Ismaeli = don't hold it against me
Bhai's= goes both ways
100th comment grabber = i'm extremely bored
LETS CHAT (request): wanna have cyber sex???
no picture, no friends, no testimonials= fake profile
no friends= loser
no testimonials= loser
no villages= anti-social
love to travel = i'nm between jobs right now, did go to Paki land once some fifteen years ago..
People who type out hindi songs = FOBS!
Annual income: Prefer not to disclose= I'm poor but I'm hoping you think I'm cute enough.
sunni progressive = borderline alcoholic who won't admit it on Naseeb, AA members
single = Yes, I am over 17. Yes, my mother started looking for me 10 years ago. Yes, my family believes devil has taken over me and I am over the hill. Yes - I know I am a loser. Thank you very much.
Cartoon image for picture = a) I'm too ugly for this site, or b) Megapixel?! whuzzat, a large woman with wings who sprinkles magic stones?
hehehe.
I am sure you all have come to realize that things in cyberspace aren't always what they appear to be. Let's use this JE to come up with some standard definitions of most commonly used terms on Nasseb..
Here are a couple of examples..
Athletic = 30+lbs overweight
Conservative= I am not willing to publicly admit that I drink and enjoy intimate companionship with the opposite sex..
sunni progressive = i'm a borderline alcoholic but ain't gonna admit it on Naseeb.com.
looking for friends and activity partners= wanting a few random hookups and sex with no strings attached.
Please no salaams= send it anyway cuz I'm a lame bitch who wrote nothing here to entice you with to write to me about.
No status = definitely taken but my girl/man aint on Naseeb so I'm gonna see what else I can get.
no height = 5ft4 (M) 4ft8 (F)
income= bad idea... if it is too high, you may be punished with a following you'd rather not have. if it is too low, well yes, there are shallow people out there that may not wanna chit chat cuz you po'.
Tall: Male: 6'1 Female: 4'11
Sunni traditional = member of the taliban
sunni progressive = borderline alcoholic who won't admit it on Naseeb.
Sunni liberal = party fuckin' animal!
just a muslim= just confused
all 3 sunni types also apply to shia types as well.
ismaeli = don't hold it against me
other = why is there not a spot on here for Hindu's?
christian = about to join islam
jew = i'm here spying on you damn towelheads
Ahmadi = Ismaeli = don't hold it against me
Bhai's= goes both ways
100th comment grabber = i'm extremely bored
LETS CHAT (request): wanna have cyber sex???
no picture, no friends, no testimonials= fake profile
no friends= loser
no testimonials= loser
no villages= anti-social
love to travel = i'nm between jobs right now, did go to Paki land once some fifteen years ago..
People who type out hindi songs = FOBS!
Annual income: Prefer not to disclose= I'm poor but I'm hoping you think I'm cute enough.
sunni progressive = borderline alcoholic who won't admit it on Naseeb, AA members
single = Yes, I am over 17. Yes, my mother started looking for me 10 years ago. Yes, my family believes devil has taken over me and I am over the hill. Yes - I know I am a loser. Thank you very much.
Cartoon image for picture = a) I'm too ugly for this site, or b) Megapixel?! whuzzat, a large woman with wings who sprinkles magic stones?
Comments on this journal
a) I'm too ugly for this site, or
b) Megapixel?! whuzzat, a large woman with wings who sprinkles magic stones?
Wait a minute... who just made that comment?! :P
This means I'm poor but I'm hoping you think I'm cute enough.
wake up Bostonians and chime in...