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what to write in ur VD card....


VALENTINES DAY

Just in case you're stuck for what to write in your Valentines day card........These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line.

1. Thought that I could love no other
That is until I met your brother.

2. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

3. Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

5. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not

6. I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

7. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

8. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

9. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming

10. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

11. My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe "go to hell"

12. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
 

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Login to find out (February 14, 2006 at 4:18pm)
dont catch a vd.
 
Login to find out (February 14, 2006 at 10:38am)
ROFL @ ZZ
 
Login to find out (February 14, 2006 at 10:14am)
Do your part and make the world a better (and safer) place to live .. get tested, Fon ! ;)

Now doesnt that make a good valentines day gift..lol :P
 
Login to find out (February 14, 2006 at 9:49am)
urrgggg ZZ...trust you to bring the chit chat to gutter level :P
 
Login to find out (February 14, 2006 at 9:29am)
yea Afaq, good thing, cuz I thought VD stood for "Venereal Disease" ! :P
 
Login to find out (February 14, 2006 at 8:51am)
lol i can see all the guys are staying away from this je.

good thing too.
 
Login to find out (February 14, 2006 at 6:49am)
lol @ number 8...hahah
 
Login to find out (February 14, 2006 at 6:47am)
hm fon, that should make me feel better as a singleton :) but it doesn't!
 
Login to find out (February 14, 2006 at 6:28am)
LABS yaar what V card *: unfortunately or fortunately (depends how you look at it lol) neither me or G have given each other VD cards for the past 2 yrs now :(
 
Login to find out (February 14, 2006 at 5:51am)
wow, 1 is nasty! ok, so are the others, lol; fon what did you put in your v day card ? (i'm guessing something far nicer :) )
 
Login to find out (February 14, 2006 at 5:15am)
no.9 is funny lol
 
Login to find out (February 14, 2006 at 3:34am)
i luv no. 4 lol