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What's your worst internet dating experience?


We like to deny it. We like to say that all our dates have been beautiful and worthy of our egos. But the unfortunate truth is that we've all been down this road.

My worst experience was meeting a Spanish girl. She didnt have any photos but rather too eagerly I had shown her all of mine. She was nice to chat to and we spoke on the phone. Her voice was nice so I assumed the rest of her would be nice too.

We met up and what awaited me was horrendous. She looked a total mess. Badly dressed. Hadn't even made the effort to look nice. In fact, she looked like a tramp. I spotted her from afar (she told me she would be wearing a red top) and wanted to walk away, but she spotted me and waved.

I approached the foul-looking bint with some trepidation. Being a gentleman for what good it's ever done me, I said hello. She smiled and her teeth were actually brown!

We went to a cafe behind Selfridges, which was empty thank God. And then I blurted it out: "To be honest, I think I've been deceived and I hope you don't expect to see me again."

She looked shocked and I paid the bill and left.
 

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Login to find out (August 4, 2005 at 10:57am)
he looked like a man but by the end of the evening i was starting to wonder.
 
Login to find out (August 4, 2005 at 8:53am)
REALLY EMMA,,,,, PASS HIS NUMBER DOWN I'LL GET HIM SORTED FOR YOU DARLING!!!!

MEN WHO CARRY MIRRORS,,,, ARE YOU SURE HE WAS A MAN NOT A WOMAN DRESSED AS A MAN!!!!

IT HAPPENS,,,,,,,,,,,
 
Login to find out (August 4, 2005 at 4:17am)
I went on a date with a very camp guy from up north some where, he was studying at leicester uni but was frm london, I saw pics and we talked a few times on the phone, and I did think he sounded a bit camp but I thought I shouldn't judge and I could very easily be wrong. So i met him and he was so camp. His dress sense was bit over the top and he was very obcessed with his appearence, he actually had a mirror in his pocket which he used to check his hair wth frequently. We did get on very well and had a really good time. I must admit he was a good looking guy but I just didnt find him attactive in that way. at the end of the day he tried to kiss me and I almost ran away. When I eventually told him that I didnt think he was my type he was my type and that I really liked him as a friend he got very upset and started sending me abusive text messages.
 
Login to find out (August 4, 2005 at 4:00am)
SO WE DOING SPAIN OR DUBAI.,,,,,,,,,DUBAI IS CHEAP AND KHALID CAN SHOW US ROUND AND WE CAN RACE THE JEEPS IN THE SAND AND SAIL IN THE WATERS AND GET OURSELVES A RICH ARAB TO MAKE OUR MONEY BACK FOR THE TRIP!!!,,,,,IN EXCHANGE FOR PP!!
 
Login to find out (August 3, 2005 at 12:53pm)
PP I nominate you now as my bodyguard ok...
 
Login to find out (August 3, 2005 at 12:52pm)
Choti, I have yet to experience Dubai and no doubt would fall in love with it..just imagine..all that shopping..YIPPEE...**drools**
 
Login to find out (August 3, 2005 at 11:23am)
a London Crew Holiday, my god, that would be a riot, god knows what would happen...
 
Login to find out (August 3, 2005 at 10:49am)
yep i think europe by the beach is better. perhaps rent out a villa or something.

it would be a riot!

begs, i love dubai! the beaches, the shops, water parks and beautiful mosques...
 
Login to find out (August 3, 2005 at 9:46am)
I WANT TO DO ROCK CLIMBING OR GO INTO SOME CAVE AND EXPLORE,,,,,CAN YOU PICK A PLACE WHERE THEY ARE LOADS TO DO,,,,,,,,,,PARA-GLIDING,,,BUNGY JUMPING,,,,,,,,,, AND GOOD FOOD,,,,ROMANTIC SCENERY,,,,,,NICE MUSIC AND FIT MEN!!!
 
Login to find out (August 3, 2005 at 9:44am)
OK YOU DECIDE WHERE,,,,, AND I'LL LOOK INTO THE DISCOUNTS DEPENDING HOW MANY PPL ARE UP FOR IT!!!
 
Login to find out (August 3, 2005 at 9:18am)
A londoncrew holiday needs to take into account a budget per person..Dubai is too extravagent..lets think about Europe..soak in some culture..theres no culture in Dubai..just too commercial..
 
Login to find out (August 3, 2005 at 8:32am)
ACTUALLY NGE ASKED ME IF WE CAN ALL DO A LONDONCREW DUBAI PARTY........... YOU ALL UP FOR GOING ABROAD,......
ANYWHERE IN EUROPE,,,,,THINK OF THE DATES AND PLACE AND LETS DO IT!!!
 
Login to find out (August 3, 2005 at 7:00am)
bring on the party...yeee ha
 
Login to find out (August 3, 2005 at 6:58am)
Wouldn't it be mad to organise a londoncrew holiday?..Oh what the heck...lets all go crazy for once..Yay...
 
Login to find out (August 3, 2005 at 6:35am)
actually that puerto banus marbella..MAYBE WE ALL CAN GO ONE DAY
 
Login to find out (August 3, 2005 at 6:34am)
Thanks PP..is that the hotel in your picture on naseeb? the one where your showing off your legs..
 
Login to find out (August 3, 2005 at 6:09am)
madrid is great, so is granada, i stayed in al humbra palace hotel on the mountain side, bloody great, i wont go into details as this village isent certified....
but spain on the overall is fantastic...
 
Login to find out (August 3, 2005 at 5:01am)
oh yea, i forgot to add the men part to my journal review! lol begsy - amitabh buchan body!

boudicca, i went to madrid earlier. may go spain again later this year. you will love barcelona!
 
Login to find out (August 3, 2005 at 3:40am)
Boudicca..I know about the men out there..pretty daem fine..Need to go again for a short break..
 
Login to find out (August 2, 2005 at 7:25pm)
the doc was shitting himself. i was so worried for him. after the events and drama of today i'm pooped. need a holiday not just get away from the internet...