I saw this one in another journal.... funny as hell .. but sooooo true...... had to copy it here.....

Who wants to be the BOSS??


When the body was first made, all the parts
wanted to be boss.
The brain said, ((I should be the boss because I
control the whole body's responses and
functions))
The feet said, ((We should be the boss because we
carry the brain about and get him to where he
wants to go))
The hands said, ((We should be the boss because we do
all the work and earn all the money))
And so it went on and on with the heart, the
lungs, and the eyes until finally the asshole
spoke up.
All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole
being the boss.
So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up
and refused to work.
Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the
hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and
the lungs start to panic and the brain fevered.

Eventually they all decided that the asshole
should be the boss, so the motion was passed.
All the other parts did all the work while the
boss just sat and passed out the sh*t !!
Moral of the story: You don't need brain to be a
boss, any asshole will do. SO WHOZ THE BOSS IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP ????????