Why men like cars so much...
Cars as compared to women:
Cars:
- Are much easier to diagnose when there's a problem
- Come with a complete list of interior and exterior features (so you know what you're getting)
- Follow fundamental laws of of the universe such as physics and logic
- Are MUCH more straightforward in maintenance
- Have a simple diet (regular, plus, or premium)
- Appreciate pampering
- Actually respond to input
- Have clearly defined limitations
- Aren't nearly as noisy, and can be turned off
- Have requirements that don't change
- Aren't jealous
- Don't ask what you're thinking - they only respond
- Still draw the envy of others
- Come with an owner's manual
AND THE NUMBER ONE, TOP-RATED, PERFECT, MOST WONDERFUL FEATURE:
- You can trade your old one in if it fails or if something better comes along.
(This is all in good fun. Please don't take it seriously.)
Cars:
- Are much easier to diagnose when there's a problem
- Come with a complete list of interior and exterior features (so you know what you're getting)
- Follow fundamental laws of of the universe such as physics and logic
- Are MUCH more straightforward in maintenance
- Have a simple diet (regular, plus, or premium)
- Appreciate pampering
- Actually respond to input
- Have clearly defined limitations
- Aren't nearly as noisy, and can be turned off
- Have requirements that don't change
- Aren't jealous
- Don't ask what you're thinking - they only respond
- Still draw the envy of others
- Come with an owner's manual
AND THE NUMBER ONE, TOP-RATED, PERFECT, MOST WONDERFUL FEATURE:
- You can trade your old one in if it fails or if something better comes along.
(This is all in good fun. Please don't take it seriously.)



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