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Why men like cars so much...


Cars as compared to women:

Cars:

- Are much easier to diagnose when there's a problem
- Come with a complete list of interior and exterior features (so you know what you're getting)
- Follow fundamental laws of of the universe such as physics and logic
- Are MUCH more straightforward in maintenance
- Have a simple diet (regular, plus, or premium)
- Appreciate pampering
- Actually respond to input
- Have clearly defined limitations
- Aren't nearly as noisy, and can be turned off
- Have requirements that don't change
- Aren't jealous
- Don't ask what you're thinking - they only respond
- Still draw the envy of others
- Come with an owner's manual

AND THE NUMBER ONE, TOP-RATED, PERFECT, MOST WONDERFUL FEATURE:

- You can trade your old one in if it fails or if something better comes along.


(This is all in good fun. Please don't take it seriously.)
 

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Login to find out (March 30, 2006 at 2:20pm)
don't worry, I didn't take it as one but its all good! (H)
 
Login to find out (March 30, 2006 at 12:44pm)
(H)
 
Login to find out (March 30, 2006 at 11:33am)
ah but you can't paint all men with the same brush based on your experience....most of us do know how to handle a car very well if its equipped with the right features....minus navigation. We don't need directions! ;)
 
Login to find out (December 16, 2005 at 3:30pm)
Man these are very true but women will never understand us. Great work, keep up the Comparison .