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> > 1.You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
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> > 2.You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
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> > 3.You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
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> > 4.You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
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> > 5.Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
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>they don't have e-mail addresses.
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> > 6.You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a
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>business manner.
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> > 7.You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an
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>outside line.
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> > 8.You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
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>different companies.
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> > 10.You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
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> > 11.Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
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> > 12.You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
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>anyone is home
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> > 13.Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the
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>screen.
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> > 14.Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have
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> > the
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>first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you
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>turn around to go get it.
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> > 15.You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
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> > 16.You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
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> > 17.You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
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> > 18.Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
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>message.
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> > 19.You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
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> > 20.You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on
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