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You Know You're a Hyderbadi When...


I saw one about top 10 signs you're Hyderabadi, and so I thought I'd add my own little bit. I think it accurately describes Hyderabadis.


1. Your address reads as 23-404-32/67A-43 (New MCH number 56-678/4A/B-22), while you actually live in the second house beside Zamzam cafe in lane behind Anand Theatre on SP Road.

2. You end up buying only a salwar kameez, whether it is a theatre workshop, food mela, consumer expo, designer jewellery show, science show or an automobile convention.

3. Your street has at least one roadside mobile hotel that serves Chinese delicacies such as "Vegetable soft needles", "Navrotten Kurma", "Chicken Manchewurea" or "American Chompsee".

4. Your answer is 'seedha chale jao' when somebody asks you for directions, whether it is to Malakpet, Masab Tank, Malkajgiri or Moosapet.

5. You come across tailors sporting the board: "Immidiot delivery in two days onli."

6. You can speak Hindi, Urdu, hyderabadi hinglish, except Telugu, fluently.

7. You ask the waiter to get you some 'Mango pickle' even if you are sitting at a lavish continental banquet dinner with exotic Chinese, Mexican, Italian and Lebanese cuisines.

8. You order for a tea just after having had a Caramel custard.

9. You have at least one cousin, friend, colleague or acquaintance in the US in software.

10. Everytime somebody gives you a piece of good news, the first thing you ask them is 'Party kab hain?'

11. You refer to any past as 'parso', be it yesterday or long before three hundred years.

12. You call 11 AM as "subah subah."

13. You label your boss as 'Dimakh Kharab.'

14. You are 15 minutes late and you feel you are on time.

15. You look at the fixed price stand and still ask 'dene ka bolo.'
 

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Login to find out (June 27, 2005 at 4:22pm)
A question for all: How many people from this village are actually FROM Hyderabad? Or are they all just born in the US or elsewhere and are wannabe Hydros?
 
Login to find out (June 25, 2005 at 3:53am)
16. When you go to the airport to pick up family that recently came from India, you need a UHaul for all the baggage.
 
Login to find out (June 22, 2005 at 12:45pm)
always fun to read one of these...my fav is the last one..'dene ka bolo' haha
 
Login to find out (June 22, 2005 at 2:37am)
Well atleast that makes you an adult
 
Login to find out (June 21, 2005 at 11:02am)
Ha ha very funny. How about that pic +17 years?!
 
Login to find out (June 19, 2005 at 4:10pm)
Is that a recent pic of you Asbah? If it is then choti suits you just fine :)
 
Login to find out (June 19, 2005 at 3:57am)
araaay ye kya buri zabaan shuru karay chi chi chi tauba karo
 
Login to find out (June 18, 2005 at 10:34pm)
Uhhh, I haven't become a mascot yet, wtf...
 
Login to find out (June 13, 2005 at 5:34am)
Great! So all we have to do is Make her the MASCOT and name her CHOTI PUTTI!!
 
Login to find out (June 12, 2005 at 9:02pm)
Ha, that's funny, because I already JOINED the Putti village. You really need to get with the times...
 
Login to find out (June 12, 2005 at 12:41am)
Sarwath invite Zaru to the Putti village, let's call her the MASCOT, and name her CHOTI PUTTI!!
 
Login to find out (June 12, 2005 at 12:30am)
sounds like an islamica thread...right Squeeks? ;)
 
Login to find out (June 11, 2005 at 8:56pm)
ohhhhhhhhh, hey sarwath!
 
Login to find out (June 11, 2005 at 4:52pm)
i talked to u on the phone...sarwath, remember? lol amina is a shaytaani
 
Login to find out (June 11, 2005 at 4:14pm)
wait, chipkalees, how do you know who I am?
 
Login to find out (June 11, 2005 at 11:23am)
oh zaru...i didn't know it was you...you talkin smack to your phuppu woman! OOOOOOooooo :O
 
Login to find out (June 11, 2005 at 2:08am)
lolzzzzzz yaar yeh mail toh mujhay kaafi waqt mila hai but it's allways fun to read up :)
 
Login to find out (June 11, 2005 at 2:05am)
psh, whatev. You're in a category of your own woman; you're a FOB that was born in America!
 
Login to find out (June 11, 2005 at 1:55am)
Probably not even in the boat yet
 
Login to find out (June 11, 2005 at 1:55am)
lol you know the person that wrote this was a FOB.