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Church Bulletin Bloopers This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar. The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in. Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so. The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "B... Read More
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A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him in front of the service station. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump."Reverend," said the young man, "Sorry about the delay. It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip." The minister chuckled, "I know what you mean. It's the same in my business."
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Moses on His Walkie Talkie Nine year old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned at Sunday school. "Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. "When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. "Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved." ... Read More
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Three nuns died and visited St. Peter at the pearly gates. St. Peter said he would admit them if they each answer one question. He turned to the first nun and asked, "Who was the first man?" "Adam," the nun confidently replied. The trumpets sounded and the angels sang as the gates swung open and she walked into heaven. St. Peter turned to the second nun. "Who was the first woman?""Eve," she replied. The trumpets sounded and the angels sang. Then St. Peter turned to the last nun. "What was the first t... Read More
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A man in Topeka, Kansas decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco and worked east from there. Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was intrigued by a sign which read: "$10,000 a minute." Seeking out the Pastor he asked about the phone and the sign. The Pastor explained that the golden phone was, in fact, a direct line to Heaven and if he paid the price he could talk direc... Read More
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This must be the deadest village on naseeb.......but I dont give up, do I? Actually I had a serious and sensible question this time. I used to own a Visor , then a Palm the initial versions totally antique now and its time for a new one. But its sooooooooooo confusing deciding on the most useful with sooooooooo much variety available. For clinical practise, which one do you find most useful????
August 29, 2005 at 9:34amI too am in the market of updating my alomost 4 yo visor....but can I synch the stuff off from it onto the new PDA that I buy, or will I have to handwrite it all in the new one?
August 26, 2005 at 9:47pmand yes also has a voice recorder with 1 hr of recording time.
August 26, 2005 at 9:46pmPalm zire 72, Has a camera and decent picture quality, I have my own collection of clinical findings. Along with all the functions of a regular palm. also has a MP3 player a...
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A coolest dinner in San Francisco, CA. Where? Naan N' Curry Address: 533 Jackson Street, San Francisco, CA 94133 When? 7:45pm - 8:45pm RSV Mohammed Mudassir , Phone: 408-644-7054 be there all Naseebians ! and lets have fun!
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A coolest dinner in San Francisco, CA. Where? Naan N' Curry Address: 533 Jackson Street, San Francisco, CA 94133 When? 7:45pm - 8:45pm RSV Mohammed Mudassir , Phone: 408-644-7054 be there all Naseebians ! and lets have fun!
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HJ...........what would you do about e-stalkers?? I have one that i've never really talked to.........another one that is my friend's relative so i cant be mean.......and some others............ So should I tell them to stop viewing my profile and if they do just email me or write in my JE already??!?!
August 11, 2005 at 10:28amhaha...whoever it is just write a je titled, "hello (persons name)" and see if they pop out and say something, but you dont write anything in the je but let others write whateve...
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A coolest dinner in San Francisco, CA. Where? Naan N' Curry Address: 533 Jackson Street, San Francisco, CA 94133 When? 7:45pm - 8:45pm RSV Mohammed Mudassir , Phone: 408-644-7054 be there all Naseebians ! and lets have fun!
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A coolest dinner in San Francisco, CA. Where? Naan N' Curry Address: 533 Jackson Street, San Francisco, CA 94133 When? Friday, Aug 12th, 2005 - 7:45pm - 8:45pm RSV Mohammed Mudassir , Phone: 408-644-7054 be there all Naseebians ! and lets have fun!
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I am going away, To the world where my dreams stay. The greatest tragedy I ever experienced, Is still lingering on the lashes of my eyes. The soul of my destiny is planning The deepest desire I never shown Right on my way bright with new wisdom My feelings are flooding with harmony. When envious eyes made me a clown And conflicts crushed my little hope They opened all the doors And taught me thousand stories to escape. The game was over I threw away my coins I walked on the leaves of separation... Read More
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This was yummy - dont salt the beef as there is plenty in the Feta... but it needed more herbs for my desi-taste - also found that the baking temp is too high i recomend 250-300 cover the top or it will burn and make sure you bake it long enough for all the layers of phyllo to cook through uncover just at the end! ... enjoy Ingredients: ? 2 lb ground beef ? 1 medium onion, chopped ? 4 centiliter garlic, minced ? 1/2 lb fresh mushrooms, sliced ? 1 single bay leaf ? 1 1/4 teaspoon salt ? 1/2 teas... Read More
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from the August 10, 2005 edition - www.csmonitor.com Female circumcision surfaces in Iraq A German aid group finds the first solid proof of the practice, thought to be prevalent in the Middle East. By Nicholas Birch | Contributor to The Christian Science Monitor KIRKUK, IRAQ - Set on an arid plain southeast of Kirkuk, Hasira looks like a place forsaken by time. Sheep amble past mud-brick houses and the odd sickly palm tree shades children's games. There is no electrici... Read More
September 8, 2005 at 1:52pmwooooooo this is sooo wrong, Islam does NOT support this... not then, and definitely not now. sexual pleasure is a right to both men and women... and if you read a book about Is...
August 24, 2005 at 8:43amberrylicious, that hadith was for male circumcision. there is still nothing in islam about female circumcision.
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Do you agree to it or do you think it should be done in a concealed manner? I've had the misfortune of seeing some funky chunky mammas getting their great big veiny melon out - complete with the shiny blue stretch marks - and shoving the big protrusion - like a rivet off Westminster Bridge - down the little parasites mouth. Discuss! Umer M.
August 15, 2005 at 3:50amLOLZ,,,, UMER, I LIKE TO KEEP EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE BALANCED,,,, SO IF I AM WORKING FOR FREE JUST FOR YOU,,, YOU'LL HAVE TO KEEP ME VERY SATISFIED IN WHAT I AM DOING,,, OTHER...
August 12, 2005 at 3:17pmMan, some of you people are kinky or what? They say that accountants have the most affairs because their job is so boring (I don't mean that in a bad way Missy). I'm with Ak...
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It happened to a friend of mine last year.... I like to race on the highway and sometimes I wonder if I go too fast and accidently hit something or something happened if it would be considered suicide or not.
August 24, 2005 at 1:24pmum..... stick to racetracks u mean right? or is it, keep my insurance rate high by being stupid on the highways.... thanks.... what is this fascination with top speed anyways,...
August 21, 2005 at 7:26pmwell if there trees around and ure going 150 thats suicide...sitck to freeways man...
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Im soo excited that i was able to score a few tkts for this season...cant wait to see all play so who's going?
September 20, 2005 at 12:23amdude nabisco, u know sania mirza? im from hyderabad too. yeah she tries to kill the ball on every shot, she needs to expand her game and learn some court tactics and play smar...
September 15, 2005 at 7:03amSania Mirza has got no discipline,i have been following her for the past 12 months and even though she is very talented all she is interested in is hitting the ball as hard as p...
September 14, 2005 at 9:40pmanyone here a Sania Mirza fan? I never got to see any of her matches but i heard she plays well...oh and she's a family friend of mine:)
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The first annual Turing Memorial Lecture -followed by Dinner The Imitation Game: Artificial Intelligence and the Human Mind by Professor Jack Copeland at The Mansion National Codes Centre Bletchley Park Wilton Avenue Milton Keynes 25th August 2005 Reception 6pm, Lecture 6.30pm followed by dinner at 8pm
August 16, 2005 at 5:55pmApart from 'in UK' all the other information you request are detailed above.
