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  • THE ONION OLYMPUS MONS?President Bush, who in 2004 announced his desire for a manned mission to Mars, was acquired by a prominent Martian zoo Monday. "The President Bush shall have every comfort of home," said an unknowable Martian intelligence whose name is unfathomable to the human mind. "He shall have his Oval Office, his baseball, and simulated humans from his natural habitat, and we shall watch him most closely, for he is adorable sitting at his desk." Zookeepers on the Red Planet hope Bush will mate... Read More

    August 11, 2005 at 5:37am
    AftabH, you're obviously not on DMT, because if you were you wouldn't have to ask the question.. and you're deff'ly not on Mary Jo, because in that case your preception would b...
    August 9, 2005 at 12:56am
    Dubya in his own ranch on mars.. and then in other news "people of the earth lived happily everafter :) ".
    August 8, 2005 at 2:55pm
    this is odd
 
  • Source: www.kurzweilai.net We Are the Web Wired, August 2005 The Web, a planet-sized computer, is comparable in complexity to a human brain. Both the brain and the Web have hundreds of billions of neurons (or Web pages). Each biological neuron sprouts synaptic links to thousands of other neurons, while each Web page branches into dozens of hyperlinks. That adds up to a trillion "synapses" between the static pages on the Web. The human brain has a... Read More

    August 7, 2005 at 2:35pm
    I've already added a comment on this in your journal.
 
  • Various Naseeb members have posted photos of themselves posed with me. Does this mean they are truly in love with me? If so, two members, specifically, MissChe and HijabiJinan, both love me. Can I be loved by more than one Naseeb girl? Or will Iman and Jinan have to fight over who has the rights to Ali? I'm thinking a mudfight at ISNA would be the best way to settle this, and not to mention, a big crowd pleaser. Are you ready to rumble?

    August 4, 2005 at 2:49pm
    the only way i'm on crack is if u slipped it to me with my knowledge hahahaha. this was fun thank u Dr.HJ
    August 4, 2005 at 2:17pm
    UR RELEASE SAYS IT ALL!!!! it illegal to have u released from any liabilities that may incur during treatment and u drug him up before he signed it and he was not in his right s...
    August 4, 2005 at 2:02pm
    call ur wannabe cops i have the really ones coming right know and i also have a court order for the immediate release of or good friend ali from ur so called "care"
 
 
  • This is a disturbing story. Please be advised. Some of you might've heard about it. Dr. Shazia, a married woman living in Bulochistan, Pakistan was returning home from work when she was viciously attacked and raped by a Pakistani Army Captain in early January, 2005...in her very own home. The Army Captain had tied her arms and legs and threatened her to keep quiet or else he'd kill her. The ordeal lasted the whole night and the culprit repeatedly raped her and beat her, meanwhile taking some breaks to w... Read More

    August 6, 2005 at 5:16am
    thanks for sharing, will spread the word out.
    August 5, 2005 at 8:02am
    yeah that would be great. thanks.
    August 4, 2005 at 10:46pm
    do you want me to copy & paste this on other villages?
 
  • This is a disturbing story. Please be advised. Some of you might've heard about it. Dr. Shazia, a married woman living in Bulochistan, Pakistan was returning home from work when she was viciously attacked and raped by a Pakistani Army Captain in early January, 2005...in her very own home. The Army Captain had tied her arms and legs and threatened her to keep quiet or else he'd kill her. The ordeal lasted the whole night and the culprit repeatedly raped her and beat her, meanwhile taking some breaks to w... Read More

    August 5, 2005 at 8:06am
    thanks serendipity, i hope more people are getting involved. when i first put this up i thought this story was going to get a huge response but so far very few people have gott...
    August 4, 2005 at 6:13pm
    That's aweful, I didn't know stuff like that happened in Pakistan. I'll send an e-mail.
 
  • This is a disturbing story. Please be advised. Some of you might've heard about it. Dr. Shazia, a married woman living in Bulochistan, Pakistan was returning home from work when she was viciously attacked and raped by a Pakistani Army Captain in early January, 2005...in her very own home. The Army Captain had tied her arms and legs and threatened her to keep quiet or else he'd kill her. The ordeal lasted the whole night and the culprit repeatedly raped her and beat her, meanwhile taking some breaks to w... Read More

 
  • Sabr or Shukr ~ The Worry Stops Here by Muhammad Alshareef Aasiyah, the wife of Fir'own. Her Eeman in Allah thrived under the shadow of someone that said, "I am your Lord, Most High!" When news reached Fir'own of his wife's Eeman he beat her and commanded his guards to beat her. They took her out in the scalding noon heat, tied her hands and feet and beat her perpetually. Who did she turn to? She turned to Allah! She prayed, "My lord, build for me a home with you in Paradise and save me from Fir'own and his ... Read More

    August 4, 2005 at 9:15am
    Another nice post bro, Jazak Allahu Khair!
 
  • When Friends Hurt Each Other by Muhammad Alshareef In the name of Allah, the Compassionate, the Merciful Imam Malik one day entered the Masjid after Asr. Towards the front of Masjid An-Nabawee he drew closer and sat down. Rasul Allah had commanded that anyone who enters the Masjid should not sit until he first prays 2 rakas as a salutation of the Masjid. Imam Malik was of the opinion however that Rasul Allahs forbiddance of praying after Asr took precedence and so he would teach his students to not pray t... Read More

    August 4, 2005 at 8:47am
    Very nice article! Jazak Allahu Khair for posting it!
 
  • On behalf of Asad, I was wondering what are you views of living with the in-laws? I think its each to their own really... Personally I'd rather not but if the option was given, I would consider depending on the circumstances and hope it would be short term.

    August 8, 2005 at 3:40am
    SKY WHEN YOU FIND ME IN-LAWS LIKE THAT,,,LET ME KNOW,,I'LL LOVE TO BE THERE DAUGHTER IN LAW,,,,, THE MORE TORTURE THE BETTER,,,,,,,,,,BUT I THINK MY MOTHER IN LAW WILL BE MORE S...
    August 6, 2005 at 8:07pm
    wassup PP bro. u ok m8?
    August 6, 2005 at 5:43pm
    What if they tied you up and wouldn't let you out? Suppose they kept the phone just out of your reach so even though you could touch it, you couldn't dial 999? (An ironical twis...
 
  • Have you ever been bullied; how did you take it, did you stand up for yourself or feel unable to defend yourself...... .....whether in the playground at school, being taunted for your braces, at work, or in other situations as an adult.... physical/ verbal or emotional. What did you learn about yourself as a result, and about the bullies ~ semi-disclaimer : if this stuff is too personal, feel free to speak more generally, or stay away from the je altogether ~

    August 10, 2005 at 6:10am
    at last! you concede defeat.. probably at least till you have had a coffee
    August 10, 2005 at 6:09am
    Very well said Labs. Too tired to look for a crack in your commentary and abuse you. :*
    August 10, 2005 at 5:08am
    yeah i have seen examples of most of those: bullying to gain recognition, being a leader, attention seeking, an inferiority complex which makes you want to dominate to compe...
 
  • Zinedine Zidane has announced yesterday that he will come back from internatioal retirement to help the national side make it to the world cup news.bbc.co.uk What do you think about it ? some say it's great cos it will boost the national team and have a negative impact on the opponents

    August 21, 2005 at 10:49am
    It is a bad sign for the future of French football when they have to drag in players out of retirement to save their skins.
    August 5, 2005 at 11:11pm
    YES BABY ! they should put his face on the 500 EURO Note
    August 4, 2005 at 4:05pm
    more Zizou is never a bad thing
 
  • salam allaykum bolroun sabko kya hai bole to ittay dino se hyderabad mein rahekay bahut acha dikhra. Parson ek puranay bachpan ke dost se mila ,usku humlogaan chunnu mia pukartay they. uskay barein mein thora introduction : uska naam chunnu mia, bawa ka naam goray mia, dada ka naam khaja mia, amma ka naam putli bee, nani ka naam jhangir bee, dadi ka naam munni aapa. uski kafan ki dukanaaaa wukanaaa hai charminar ke bazook, aur dukan ka naam 'Goray Mia kafun shaap'

 
  • www.london.gov.uk Every Thursday to Sunday, from 4 to 21 August, Trafalgar Square hosts the capital's newest outdoor arts festival. Events are designed to make the fullest possible use of the Square and are guaranteed to delight and amaze audiences of all ages. All events are FREE. Taking as its theme 'city rites', the Trafalgar Square Festival will explore the city?s energy, diversity, aspirations and dreams. Each week there will be a changing development o... Read More

    August 4, 2005 at 6:12am
    thanks for sharing intel! you're so lucky working so close!
 
  • I created this page last night, well basically hosted it on my server and did some editing to it..well it is in Arabic.. so tafadalo: fabutech.com

    August 7, 2005 at 6:23am
    too many dentists around here! lol!
    August 6, 2005 at 4:40pm
    Nsw yes I went to iskindiria, and elgharda2ah wu buhairit Naser we were there for 25 days so we went all over. It was fun and will do it again :)
    August 6, 2005 at 2:13pm
    Fadi,u are such a dork hahaha. Niveen,u r so right.OMG so it's not only me who figured that.What's up with the guys these days???muscles and everything but will run away from a...
 
  • Could we have a different picture of the queen as our logo? As much as I love her, that saree color is nauseating. And I am sure there are a lot of other pictures out there. Roma-

    August 15, 2005 at 3:55am
    I did girl and please do not doubt my love for the Goddess. I just want to see her in all her glorious looks.
    August 4, 2005 at 10:05am
    hey roma...first of all...nothing can look bad on Madhuri!!!!!! :) Check out the gallery..and look at some of the pics...i just like this particular picture...because of the way...
 
  • I am coming out for work. I usually do 2-3 times a yr. And as much as i love my friends, i dont always like the scenes they are in. If you ask i will elaborate. It would be great to hang with some chill muslims and/or get some advice on where to go. I have only been to the liquid kitty once, but i still love the name and might try to make my way back. if it still exists. email me here or my real email address [email protected] peace n love Labid

 
  • i dunno if u guys heard the latest news on the chappelle show, but heres the latest, tv.yahoo.com. i'm pretty upset by the news, according to comedy central's ceo, the window of opportunity is still there if dave ever decides to continue the show. i hold out hope that he decides to come back.

    September 6, 2005 at 12:04am
    Yeah I don't think he's coming back any time this year. Maybe next year but we'll see. I hope he does. I think since he's been gone he lost some of his hype and fan base. If...
    August 4, 2005 at 11:28am
    i heard...im pissed man. i was looking forward to seein ashy larry back in action.