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Let's test your pharmacology knowledge: What do you give a sick pig?
August 31, 2005 at 11:58pmMy father is surrounded by women.....there are my sisters, mother, aunt, and me. One day - just out of the blue - he said "when I am 80 years old, don't be surprised to see me ...
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Why wouldn't the skeleton dance?
August 30, 2005 at 1:05pmsee, i was thinking more like a pharmacist.....b/c the skeleton had arthritis....lol, i already think i need a new career!
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(taken from Hijabi Village) When something goes wrong at work, walk up to random coworker and say..STOP IT, JUST STOP IT....and when they look at you funny....look them in the eye, and say, I know you're giving me the evil eye...do a zaghrouta while waving your hands, and turn away before they can respond. Go to random young girl coworker, and tell her, yes, actually, I think you will be suitable for him, while looking her up and down. On the phone, say you dont feel its right and an h... Read More
October 6, 2005 at 2:37pmoh how cute...I would love to try this....but I dont wear hijaab.
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hutchinson out and Orton in ... with bensen in. Time for some football ..
September 8, 2005 at 11:56amare ya ready for some foootball! yeaaa...i'm so excited!! monday nites will no longer be blahh!
August 31, 2005 at 7:39pmCalm down, this is the Chicago Bears. Ill be surprised if Orton makes it to week 7 (which will give him more experience than Rex). Yes he looked good in preseason, but this is t...
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Why can't I read anybody's entries? Can someone help me out?
August 30, 2005 at 12:26amI dont use this site enough I suppose. I'm not connected to anybody :(
August 29, 2005 at 1:28amyou need to be paying member to read the comments or atleast you should be connected to people to third degree to read the comments
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Anyone here seen the film Mangal Pandey? What did you think? What parts were close to historical accuracy based upon what you've studied in school?
September 27, 2005 at 12:47amMangal Pandey is a sincere effort on the part of Ketan Mehta. Like the movie says, the story starts where facts and fiction meet and Ketan has never claimed it to be historicall...
September 25, 2005 at 3:57amIt was alright... not as good as I expected it to be!... I don't know any history about India so I couldnt tell you if it was historically correct...
September 2, 2005 at 2:14amYes, I remember - Oh Darling Yeh Hai India was dreadful. I don't know what he was drinking or on when he made that film. It was a mess. I am sad to hear that it is not doing wel...
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Would be grateful for some advice... I've been looking into booking somewhere to stay whilst in Toronto for 5 of us... I've found the following B& B at this address: 219 Spadina Rd., Toronto, Ontario M5R 2T8 Is this a good location? Does anyone know anything about the B& B here? www.castlegateinn.com Anyone know anything about hostels in Toronto?
August 31, 2005 at 4:06amok.. well i've found another B& B - which I'll post up on journal...
August 30, 2005 at 7:02pmSalaam...just checked your link,,,its sort of downtown but not really. Spadina near Cas Loma is north of Bloor ...hey guys let's give our guests some help... :)
August 29, 2005 at 5:33amthanks guys for that... i'll pass the info to my fellow travellers...
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Sorry for the shameless plug, but please check out my latest book "The Six-Pack Diet Plan" at bookstores and amazon.com--Hopefully it can help you in some way and make all your dreams come true:). Here is more info on it: www.tsrf.com Sylvester Stallone gave me a short testimonial and Ben Affleck was reading it recently mashallah (as seen in Intouch Weekly and US Weekly magazines).
September 14, 2005 at 6:32pmhey rayflexx..im so proud of u..defin good to know a Paki Muslim bro wrote such a book. ..IA will defin try to get a hold of it! way to go ..
August 29, 2005 at 7:11amThanks and let me know what you think...Here is a link to some of my stuff--gotta practice what u preach:): http://www.tsrf.com/biopics/biopics1.htm
August 28, 2005 at 10:34pmWow that's awesome! Good for you. I'm definately gonna search for it nextime i'm at bn!
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William Paterson has been an important part of my life. It was not the place where I got my degree only, it was the place where I shaped my future. From the Muslim Student Association, to the football team, to working as an STC, and everything else in between, I have bonded with that little campus on top of the hill.
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Muslims in Media, Arts & Music Networking @ ISNA isna.net) From: Juveria Aleem (Muslim Film Festival) Location: Rosemont Convention center, Room 31,Session 3D, Rosemont, Illinois When: Saturday, September 3, 9:00am to 10:30am Phone: 408-480-0144 If you are a Muslim Artist, Actor, Writer, Sculptor, Web Designer, Photographer, 3D Animator, Filmmaker, TV producer, Comedian, Musician, Journalist, Calligrapher, Screenwriter, Spoken Word Artist, Fashion Designer, Graphic Designer, Television prod... Read More
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QUESTIONS TO ANSWER FIRST...... ? Are you thin? ? Are you bald? ? Are you deformed? ? Are you short? ? Are you sick? ? Are you stupid? ? Do women call you a loser? ? Have women lost interest in you? Do not despair. There is a new "Male Beauty Product" and it is such a revolutionary product that it gives fast and effective results instantly. Even if you purchase this product and only use it once or twice, the most beautiful and sexy ladies will not... Read More
August 31, 2005 at 10:00pmFor a six-figure + shag mobile? I don't blame ya hun (H)
August 31, 2005 at 2:51pmu have deviated from the topic on hand - man that car - sorry ladies with ethics and morals - but when i comes to that car i got none !!!!
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Black and White Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life." The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"
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Moses Negotiates the Commandments The Hebrew people were sitting around Mt. Sinai. You could hear only a subdued murmur among them, but you could feel the tension in the air. For hours now, Moses had been on top of the mountain, hidden from their gaze by clouds wafting around its top. Sometimes the clouds became dark and you could hear thunder rolling down. In spite of the warm weather, this caused a shudder among the waiting mass.The end of day was approaching and dusk was beginning to set in when suddenl... Read More
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Church Bulletin Bloopers - The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. - Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door. - The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy. - Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow. - A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in ... Read More
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God is Watching Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, "Take only one, God is watching." At the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. Moving through the line a boy wrote another note to leave by the cookies, "Take all you want, God is watching the apples."
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Moving Testimony Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven. There, they are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning, what would you like to hear them say about you?"The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man." The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow." The last guy replies, "I ... Read More
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Church Restoration Project There was a tradesman, a painter named Jack, who was very interested in making a dollar where he could. So he often would thin down his paint to make it go a wee bit further. As it happened, he got away with this for some time.Eventually the local church decided to do a big restoration project. Jack put in a painting bid and, because his price was so competitive, he got the job. And so he started, erecting the trestles and putting up the planks, and buying the paint and thinning it ... Read More
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How Much is a Sermon Worth? One beautiful Sunday morning, a minister announced to his congregation: "My good people, I have here in my hands three sermons... a $100 sermon that lasts five minutes, a $50 sermon that lasts fifteen minutes, and a $10 sermon that lasts a full hour. Now, we'll take the collection and see which one I'll deliver."
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The End Is Near! A local priest and a pastor were fishing on the side of the road. They thoughtfully made a sign saying, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" and showed it to each passing car.One driver who drove by didn't appreciate the sign and shouted at them, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" All of a sudden they heard a big splash, looked at each other, and the priest said to the pastor, "You think maybe we should have just said 'Bridge Out' instead?"
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Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited - until you try to sit in their pews. Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers. It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one. The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close. When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.
