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HAPPY NEW SHIRT DAY...MY BEST BUDD!
September 24, 2005 at 3:51amAMIR i bet you got ur new shirt from walmart right :P
September 24, 2005 at 3:50amXUB mate, don't dwell on it...thats what causing you to think it doesn't sound right :P
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Baby, It's me... Maybe I bore you No, No it's my fault cause I can't afford you Girl im in love with you This ain't the honeymoon Past the infatuation phase Right in the thick of love At times we get sick of love It seems like we argue everyday I know i misbehaved And you made your mistakes And we both got room left to grow And though love sometimes hurts I still put you first And we'll make this thing work But I think we should take it slow We're just ordinary people We don't know which wa... Read More
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I think the picture speaks for itself. I don't know if the news channel did this on purpose( or more likely whoever was typing the headline had a Freudian slip??) For another laugh at Bush's expense log onto Google.com www.google.com and then type the word...Failure (I almost crapped myself when I saw what came up) Enjoy
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A resource for candidates considering competitive MBA program, providing: - Admissions strategies and tips - Pointers to other resources of value - Longer-term career advice ... plus other ideas of Village members! I graduated from the Harvard Business School in 2004 and enjoy advising applicants.
September 23, 2005 at 7:12pmhey Aamir i cant email u coz we r not connected thru naseeb :( email me if u could!
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A JE with a poem for me. Everyone else is getting one. Hey, is the reason for me not getting one is because I live on this side of the pond??? After all, I did wear a brand new shirt to work today and if that doesn't get me a new JE here, I don't know what does.
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Which one is the pornographer? We're all for finding creative ways to support the troops in Iraq. Bringing them home, sooner rather than later, sits right up at the top of our list. But as Andrew Sullivan notes, the folks at a Web site called Now That's Fucked Up have another idea: They're offering U.S. troops free access to amateur porn in exchange for soldiers' photos from the war. We checked out the site this morning. Some of the photos we saw there were about what you'd expect to see: Soldiers goofing o... Read More
September 21, 2005 at 4:02pmif you are going to the site, be forewarned. it is graphic, and there seems to be quite a lot of pornography in it, so don't check it from work you are liable to get reprima...
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Dubai's latest daily tabloid, Emirates Today, is on the newstands, and despite some sniping in the market the first couple of issues have been agreeably impressive. On the upside: 1. Large amount of content 2. Good features content - both in quantity and quality 3. Solid, if unsparkling, news writing, with properly written first lines/intros 4. Good "magazine" feel - important in the internet age On the downside: 1. Over-long, unexciting headlines 2. Front page article (Tuesday) was mis-handled* ... Read More
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www.storewars.org 1. Organic produce is not covered in a cocktail of poisonous chemicals. The average conventionally-grown apple has 20-30 artificial poisons on its skin, even after rinsing. Trust your instincts, and go organic! 2. Fresh organic produce contains on average 50% more vitamins, minerals, enzymes and other micro-nutrients than intensively farmed produce. Science says that it's good for you. 3. Going organic is the only practical way to avoid eating genetically ... Read More
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As he revolves his rosary, Life passes away, and he knows no secret of his heart. Throw away the rosary of the hand and resolve the rosary of the mind. --Kabir Kabir (1398-1456 AD) was a revolutionary and above all a great humanist. Although six hundred years have passed since his birth, the charm of his poetry and significance of his message still thrill the heart and kindle the minds of hundreds of thousands. Kabir is the most revered name in Indian tradition, from Punjab to Bengal and from Himala... Read More
September 21, 2005 at 3:48pm?Having recognized the Lord within, my thoughts rest only in Him. Now wherever I cast my eyes, I see none else but Him.... Since realization came, here, there, everywhere the Lo...
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In an effort to reduce clutter, i'm just gonna start sticking Onion articles thare are above and beyond their usual greatness here.
April 15, 2007 at 2:56amRoomba Violates All Three Laws Of Roombotics April 14, 2007 | Issue 43?15 Preview Roomba Violates All Three Laws Of Roombotics Copy and paste this code into a new pos...
March 2, 2007 at 1:22pmForensic Evidence Shows Signs Of Feeble Struggle DES MOINES, IA?A report released by the Polk County Coroner's Office Tuesday concluded that local resident Brian Christopher,...
December 12, 2006 at 8:00pmHo, Ho, Ho! I Saw You Masturbating! December 12, 2006 | Issue 42?50 Season's greetings from your old friend Santa! My, oh, my, only 12 nights left until Christmas Eve! I...
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The eternal seasons of love ... Bulleh Shah is a folk mystic poet and intellectual whose teachings are admired and followed all over Punjab and around. He was born in a poor and respected Syed family in Kasur in 1680 AD. He had his preliminary education from a mosque after which he went to his mentor Shah Anayat of Lahore for spiritual training. He opted for poetry and music as a mode of his message for the people. Through music and dance he spread his message to the masses and his words became monumental... Read More
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Gotta say.. that was one of the funniest movies I've ever seen.
September 21, 2005 at 9:41pmoh damn.. I just realized you wrote the article on No entry... but it was more like a commentary... so take that... LOL
September 21, 2005 at 9:39pmLubna.. but it wasn't a No Entry by khiladi... why you gotta ruin my spotlight??? Styx... Salman Khan, Anil Kapoor, Fardeen Khan, Laura Dutta, Bipashu Basu, and Esha Deol...
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WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? HUSBAND: Definitely not! WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married? HUSBAND: Of course I do. WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry? HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again. WIFE: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face). HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). WIFE: Would you live in our house? HUSBAND: Sure, it's a great house. WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed? HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep? WIFE:... Read More
September 22, 2005 at 6:54amoh ok no prob nussie.. i thought it was just me having a deja vu! at least it shows that i do read the stuff here!
September 22, 2005 at 6:50amU know what - CP ur probably right - and it was probably me that put it up - its the amnesia after the accident you see - makes me forget stuff......... :-
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Wait for the pic approval ...................
September 22, 2005 at 6:17pmi squinted my eyes in all the possible angles i could for about 5 minutes and culdn read ..
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As desis we all have akward moments in our life due to living in America and all. u know like i hate when i'm walking with my parents and we are in the mall and we pass the Victoria Secret. that is always akward cuz u know that that your parents know you want to look. but you are sitting there acting like you have no idea what Victoria Secret is. just an akward moment i thought of since i just left the don't you hate it when.. journal. so go ahead share your akward moment.
September 29, 2005 at 5:14amLOL @ LM.... awwee, poor little hijabi girl... how embarrassing. That reminds me of our 8th grade field trip to the lake. There were a couple of other schools there as well. M...
September 29, 2005 at 4:56amDude... I just had an awkward moment earlier. My dad was flippin channels and Sex and the City came on (I really haven't seen it before) and they're talking about relationships...
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Naseebers! It's one of these rare times that I am looking for "connections" within the organization. All the jobs I had previously I found on my own, and proud of it. But with UN it's tougher, you really have to know someone. I have applied for a position which I think I will be absolutely perfect for. I speak fluently 4 out of 6 official UN languages. I need to have a contact there, someone who'd meet me and then can wouch for me if needed....or be a reference. I have never taken their language examinations,... Read More
September 27, 2005 at 2:33pmNazook: English, French, Spanish, Russian, Chinese and Arabic. I am fluent in first four and read and write the last one. Desihulk, thanks anyway. I heard stories from some o...
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The Eyes Wide Open exhibit "the American Friends Service Committee?s widely-acclaimed exhibition on the human cost of the Iraq War, features a pair of boots honoring each U.S. military casualty, a field of shoes and a Wall of Remembrance to memorialize the Iraqis killed in the conflict, and a multimedia display exploring the history, cost and consequences of the war." Sounds like an amazing show, check out the details at: www.afsc.org It'll be in Lancaster this weekend! 9/23-9/25
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It takes an INDIAN man to make a woman feel like a woman. On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make... Read More
September 22, 2005 at 3:40pmArab men are like that too... is it an universal way of thinking for men???
September 22, 2005 at 8:31amI DNT MIND DOING WAT HE WANTS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,AS LONG AS HE KEEPS STRIPPING!!!!!
September 22, 2005 at 7:02amI wonder how she replied to him? If she had any sense she would have said "Do it yourself w*nker and you can do that yourself too... and that... and that... and that... Im of...
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WHEN WE ALL SETTLE DOWN AND GET MARRIED,, IS IT A MUST THAT WE SHOULD HAVE KIDS WITH OUR PARTNERS??? I KNOW A FEW COUPLES WHO HAVE IT TOUGH AS THEY HAVE NO KIDS AND SOCIETY MAKE ALL TYPES OF STORIES UP,, AS THEY FEEL WHEN YOU HAE KIDS YOU HAVE A TIGHTER BOND, SECURITY WITH YOUR HUSBAND!!!! SO IS IT A MUST FOR A COUPLE TO HAVE KIDS?????
September 23, 2005 at 4:50amI THINK THE SADDEST THING IS WHEN A COUPLE IS TRYING FOR CHILDREN AND IT DOESN'T HAPPEN,,,,,,,,,, SOME WOMEN I KNOW, CRY TELLING ME HOW HARD THEY HAVE BEEN TRYING AND NO RESULT...
September 22, 2005 at 4:28amWHEN I GET MARRIED,,, I AM GOING TO RAPE MY HUSBAND AND MAKE SURE HE GETS ME PREGNANT EVERY YEAR,,,,,,,,,,,,, IF HE DOESN'T AGREE TO MY NEEDS THEN I'LL HAVE TO HAVE A TEST TUBE ...
September 21, 2005 at 12:33pmWhen I was married we didnt have any children which is just as well cause I decided to divorce him but people did ask questions like "have you had yourselves checked out?" till ...
