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A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little >perch. > >It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeesh, I wonder >what >happened to this parrot?" > >The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot." > >"Holy crap," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!" > >"I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly >intelligent >thoroughly educated bird." > >"Oh yeah?" the guy asks, "Then answer this -- how do you hang ont... Read More
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Dear Canada Revenue Agency Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes. Please note the attached article from the Globe and Mail, wherein you will see the Feds are paying $171.50 for hammers and The Royal Canadian Air Force has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat. I am enclosing four toilet seats(value $2400) and six hammers(value $1029), bringing my total remitted to $3429.00. Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Conservative Election Fund," as noted on my return. Yo... Read More
April 24, 2006 at 12:42pmMy friend Qalandarlal on naseeb suggested if any of us owe money this year we should hold back the % of money that will be allocated to the military and write a little note expl...
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we all know what anger is, and we've all felt it: whether as a fleeting annoyance or as full-fledged rage. Anger is a completely normal, usually healthy, human emotion. But when it gets out of control and turns destructive, it can lead to problems?problems at work, in your personal relationships, and in the overall quality of your life. And it can make you feel as though you're at the mercy of an unpredictable and powerful emotion. This article is from the American Psychologist Association and is meant to he... Read More
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I HAVE SO MANY FEMALE FRIENDS WHO HAVE COME INTO ISLAM!!!! I KNOW THAT WHEN A PERSON COMES TO ISLAM ITS NOT EASY FOR THEM AND MANY CHANGES HAVE TO BE MADE, BUT ALLAH(SWT) OPENS THE DOORS OF HEAVEN FOR THEM!! MANY REVERTS STUDY ISLAM IN THEY OWN LANGUAGE AND MANY OF THEM ARE NOT EVEN ENCOURAGED TO LEARN ARABIC, WHICH IS THE LANGUAGE OF ANGELS. IF ANYONE REVERTS TO ISLAM IT IS THE REPONSIBILITY OF EVERY MUSLIM TO HELP THEM LEARN AND HELP THEM LEARN ARABIC, A REVERT WHO LEARNS ARABIC WILL ALWAYS BE ABOVE T... Read More
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A man woke up early order to pray the Fajr prayer in the masjid. >>> >>>He got dressed, made his ablution and was on his way to the >>> >>>masjid. On his way to the masjid, the man fell and his clothes got >>> >>>dirty. He got up, brushed himself off, and headed home. At home, >>> >>>he changed his clothes, made his ablution, and was, again, on his >>> >>>way to the masjid. >>> >>> >>> >>>On his way to the masjid, he fell again and at the same spot! He >>> >>>again, got up, brushed himself off and h... Read More
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An old man lived on a farm in the mountains of eastern Kentucky with his >young grandson. Each morning Grandpa was up early sitting at the >kitchen table reading his Quran. > > > >His grandson wanted to be just like him and tried to imitate him in >every way he could. One day the grandson asked, "Papa, I try to read >the Quran just like you but I don't understand it, and what I do >understand I forget as soon as I close the book. What good does reading >the Quran do?" > > > >The Grandfather qui... Read More
April 20, 2006 at 8:40amWELL SAID, I RECENTLY HAVE STARTED TO READ THE SURAT YASIN EVERY DAY AND AIYTUL KURSI, I NOTICED THAT MY ARABIC WAS BEGINNING TO LACK AND I HAD BECOME RUSTY AND SLOW,,, WHIC...
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I have heard this from many muslims as a reason (not an excuse) for not praying. They say that for whatever reason, there was a long period in their lives when they did not pray. Now, even though they may wish to be regular in their prayers, they feel overwhelmed by the thought of all their missed prayers, and have trouble gaining the motivation to begin praying. There are many different fatwas out there regarding what a person is required to do in this case. I've heard them from both extremes, some say yo... Read More
April 23, 2006 at 9:57amIn the Name of God, the Merciful, the Compassionate. Indeed, God is with those who fear Him and those who do good. If you want to see what a truly human duty and what a...
April 21, 2006 at 3:41amThanks for the nice post Couple of years ago.. I used to pray only Jumaah regularly (bcos my mom used to push me... May allah reward her for that..) ... that too becos somebo...
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Date: 5/21/06 Time: 11 am to 3pm Location: Amazing Kebab House in Brea What: AMHP Networking Luncheon for Health Professionals Details: The Association of Muslim Healthcare Professionals (AMHP) cordially invites you to Southern California?s first ever networking luncheon for Muslim health professionals and students. Enjoy an afternoon with other allied health professionals, healthcare consultants, dentists, nutritionists, optometrists, pharmacists, physicians, public health practitioners, nu... Read More
May 12, 2006 at 10:37pmearly registration fee deadline postponed to may 17th. get your tix while they're HAWT :) see u there inshallah
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Date: 5/21/06 Time: 11 am to 4pm Location: Amazing Kebab House in Brea What: AMHP Networking Luncheon for Health Professionals Details: The Association of Muslim Healthcare Professionals (AMHP) cordially invites you to Southern California?s first ever networking luncheon for Muslim health professionals and students. Enjoy an afternoon with other allied health professionals, healthcare consultants, dentists, nutritionists, optometrists, pharmacists, physicians, public health practitioners, nu... Read More
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The Association of Muslim Healthcare Professionals (AMHP) cordially invites you to Southern California?s first ever networking luncheon for Muslim health professionals and students. Enjoy an afternoon with other allied health professionals, healthcare consultants, dentists, nutritionists, optometrists, pharmacists, physicians, public health practitioners, nurses, social workers, and all individuals affiliated with the healthcare field. Join us on Sunday, May 21, 2006 at the Amazing Kabob House located in Br... Read More
May 12, 2006 at 10:29pmone week left til the event! early registration fee deadline extended to may 17! get the tix while they're HAWT :)
April 30, 2006 at 8:44pmseemz: it was great to see the familiar faces of my friends in NY. can't wait for u guys to come visit me... err the Cali AMHP event.
April 30, 2006 at 6:45pmHums - sounds like a great event!!! I'm so happy you were able to come to the NYC event - iA I'm working on making my way over to west coast! ;)
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Hello Naseebers!! I know this is early, but I'm too excited and I had to post it up. Plus this will give you enough advance notice to keep July 29th free. Place: SIX FLAGS / NJ Time: 12:00 noon Date: Saturday, July 29th, 2006 Occasion: MIDSUMMER MASALA If you have never been to Midsummer Masala (desi day) at six flags, check out the link from last years events midsummermasala.com Stay tuned for further details...... Read More
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afaq says: im from gujrat, but raised in islamabad Labina says: is islamabad in gujrat ?? (ok so how much do we all really know about our countries? and why is that we dont? and what will we do about it? maybe ask labina to help us :P )
April 23, 2006 at 11:32amOK..but who cares about the PMs for those countries..they aren't really political players in the world of politics anyway :P
April 22, 2006 at 9:55pmok, maybe not "immediate" neighbors..but those countries are the ones most immediately accessible ..
April 22, 2006 at 7:22pmZZTopp...the UK doesnt' have any neighbours..it is surrounded by water...not countries :P :)
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There are three kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. Why is abbreviation such a long word? Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice. . . . every morning is the dawn of a new error. For people who like piece and quiet . . . a phoneless cord! I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead. Mental Floss prevents moral decay! Madness takes aits toll. Please have exact change ready. Be nice to your kids . . . they'll be the ones choosing your nursing home. Pro... Read More
June 6, 2006 at 4:08pmlol...awesome! I've actually said this: " There can't be a crisis today, my schedule is already full." :)
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for free.. courtesy of proctor & gamble.. pgvirtualcampus.com titles include: Art of Networking Balancing Act: Managing Time and Stress in a Busy World Perfect Career Great Presentation Improving Communication Overcoming Shyness :P
April 20, 2006 at 3:58pm[color=hotpink]heehee ba.. well done.. & thanks for the license to colour.. :P[/color]
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Denial is a defense mechanism that cushions one against shattering reality," psychologists explain. Painful truth is pushed out of consciousness." Humans prefer the familiar since it reduces insecurity. "Denying is easier than coping with a problem. Thus, doctors speak of "post-abortion denial." After the killing madness ended in Cambodia and Rwanda, leaders denied genocide ever occurred. Beijing wouldn't admit to a SARS epidemic, until the infected could no longer be hidden. Denial also dissipates slowly.... Read More
April 21, 2006 at 5:58pmHmm. 2 cents you mean, 1.20 rupees (in Pakistan) heh. yea ok. I guess it was a doc joke.
April 21, 2006 at 5:31pmAB, you did mean "mum" as a metaphor which includes other people, or themselves or some unidentified flying piece of wisdom (UFW) - right? Because if you didnt: Sometimes moms ...
April 21, 2006 at 2:07pmAndrea, I dont even know what postmodernism means - is it connected to the US Postal Service? I like UPS personally. Well really! I think it starts with us being honest with...
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Salam. Any body out there own a Hot Rod shop? I'm looking for a new or slightly used/rebuilt Aluminum 427 in? (7.0 L) big-block for a 69' Camaro. Thanks
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After Reading THIS, you'll NEVER look at a banana in the same way again..... (now get ur brains out of the gutter :P ) Containing three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose, and glucose combined with fiber, a banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proven that just 2 bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the # 1 fruit with the world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It c... Read More
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Khalil Bendib is an Algerian-born resident of Berkeley, CA who came to California at age 20 after receiving his Bachelor's degree in Algiers. LINK www.bendib.com On Democracy www.bendib.comdemocracy/ On Arabs www.bendib.comarabs/ Lands of Islam www.bendib.comislam/ Pantings & Sculpture www.studiobendib.com
April 21, 2006 at 4:56pmAlgerian women's football team defeats Lebanon 12-0 21/04/2006 The Algerian football team defeated Lebanon, 12-0, in the first official Arab Women's Championship, which is ...
April 21, 2006 at 3:13amGreat!! Thanks for those links, glad to see that the Algerian talent for satire and caricature is available outside of Algeria
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Khalil Bendib is an Algerian-born resident of Berkeley, CA who came to California at age 20 after receiving his Bachelor's degree in Algiers. LINK www.bendib.com On Democracy www.bendib.comdemocracy/ On Arabs www.bendib.comarabs/ Lands of Islam www.bendib.comislam/ Pantings & Sculpture www.studiobendib.com
