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RELATIONSHIPS: When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends. Then she will write a poem titled 'All Men Are Idiots' and get on with her life. A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the breakup, at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night, he will call and say, 'I just called to let you know you ruined my life? I'll never forgive you? I hate you? you're a total floozy. ..but, I want you to know that there's always a chance for us.' LOCKER ROOMS: In t... Read More
July 7, 2005 at 8:50amhumble_soul, the following psychological symptoms of the male "menopause": Irritability. Indecisiveness. Anxiety and fear. Depression. Loss of self-confidence and...July 7, 2005 at 7:18amI didn't ask humble..some other dude did..but i think i've got some of the symptoms..well the stiffness anyway;-)July 7, 2005 at 5:58amHumble why are all these points aimed at moi...the print is a bit small and i'm having trouble reading them
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CAF? FINJAN is a series of interfaith arts exchanges, begun in 2004 by the Jewish Council on Urban Affairs as part of its Jewish-Muslim Community-Building Initiative. The series creates spaces for Chicagoland Jews, Muslims, and others of diverse backgrounds to come together and give voice to their identity and experience as part of a larger community. "Finjan," a word in both Arabic and Hebrew, is a metal pot for brewing coffee in the traditional Middle Eastern style, not only in the home, but also on a campf... Read More
July 10, 2005 at 2:28pmWe want 50 muslims to show up atleast...we have about 20 so far, come on guys!! it will be good!!July 9, 2005 at 7:55pmHow many Muslims have signed up and how many is CAIR/CAMP aiming to get?
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Abul Abed(AA) went to London to work as a taxi Driver. After few months he was kicked out of the job and came back to Lebanon. He was asked by everybody about what happened. He said: You know in London people drive on the left side of the road it took me few accidents to get used to this way of driving the company understood my situation and they forgave for that. But hal baz'a ma kenet titla3 3al yameen (I was not able to get used to spitting on the right side)
July 7, 2005 at 2:12pmi doubt it that's all they fired him for! he must have showed them some of the lebanese driving talents, too!
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Em Abed was taken to the hospital because she was shot in the knee. The doctor asked her how did she get shot, She answered: I was trying to commit suicide. The doctor asked: Why? Em Abed Answered: Abu Abed doesn't love me any more. He always says that I am fat and ugly. The doctor asked: How come you shot yourself in the knee? She answered: I asked Em Moustafa where my heart is? and she said "just under your breast"
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G.W.BUSH was sitting in his oval office wondering which country to invade next, when his telephone rang. "Hallo, Mr. Bush" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Abul Abed, down 'ere at Qahwet le?jezz.? I am callin' to tell ya dat we are officially declaring war on you you!" "Well Archie," G.BUSH replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?" "Right now," said Abul Abed, after a moments calculation "there is myself, me cousin Maroun, me next-door-neighbor Abou Yussef, and the whole ... Read More
July 11, 2005 at 12:09pmahhh, that's called "waraa 3inab"!!! ok, i get it!!! that's probably why they won't be able to feed all this army...it'll take them too long to prepare the food!! :)July 10, 2005 at 10:48pmyou see ali, they will be so full that they will be too drowsy to fight. that's where my mom's dolma comes in :)July 10, 2005 at 9:48pmHow did we get to this subject? From AbulAbed delaring war on the US to Dolma... That's a pretty long tangeant here!!!
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Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on. The first surgeon said, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up everything is in alphabetical order". The second surgeon said, "I like operating on accountants. When you open them up everything is in numerical order". The third surgeon said, "I like operating on electricians. When you open them up everything is color coded. The fourth surgeon said, "I like operating on lawyers". The other three surgeons looked at eac... Read More
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What's your take on the ending of Bel Canto? I was very disapppointed with the ending.
July 6, 2005 at 8:44pmI couldnt believe my eyes when i read about Carmen..I had to reread that paragraph. Silly question but I still dont get why Gen and Roxane got married? I think I would have like...July 6, 2005 at 7:59pmAs was I. It seemed very rushed to me, especially when compared to the deliberate pace and exquisite detail in the rest of the novel.
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This is a nice poem I read and thought I'd share: I am Malaysian Pakistani and Somali and Arab: I am Turk and Irani and native of the Maldives: My home is in Paris, Berlin, London; in Mexico City, Port-of-Spain, Durban; in Karachi, Zagazig or Kuala Lumpur, I am as at home sailing in a lateen rigged baggala along the red-rock Oman shores bound for Socotra's island as I am crossing the Khyber Pass in a camel caravan...or driving a Mercedes taxi in Istanbul. Na'am, aiwa, ... Read More
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This is a nice poem I read and thought I'd share: I am Malaysian Pakistani and Somali and Arab: I am Turk and Irani and native of the Maldives: My home is in Paris, Berlin, London; in Mexico City, Port-of-Spain, Durban; in Karachi, Zagazig or Kuala Lumpur, I am as at home sailing in a lateen rigged baggala along the red-rock Oman shores bound for Socotra's island as I am crossing the Khyber Pass in a camel caravan...or driving a Mercedes taxi in Istanbul. Na'am, aiwa, ... Read More
July 6, 2005 at 9:23pmi wonder what 7awwa's poem will be; "oh my name is 7awwa and u can find me in the shopping malls of dubai, or tanning in the beach of casablanca. when im not doing du3a in masji...
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I just came back from my visit of Karachi and happened to attend Junoon concert. Now i haven't seen concert of this kind before... Junoon is now without Brian and they started the concert at Midnite (Pakistan Standard time that is) and during the first song some one threw a plastic water bottle at Ali Azmat... he narrowly escaped... Now guess what happened next? Ali got pissed and said " MOTHERFU****" and "I am gonna come down and beat the sh*t out of you guys"... all of this Live on Microphone, i was like... Read More
July 31, 2005 at 11:49pmlol yeah so i heard that this behavior of Ali was pretty normal these days, i guess its too much rock n roll n drugs makes u go wild. Though Salman Ahmad cursing was bit surpri...July 31, 2005 at 10:59pmi went to a junoon concert in early 90's at karachi gymkhana, someone threw a water bottle at Ali...they stopped the concert for a while, the organizers came on stage to threate...
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Hey guys, since this is THE Raghav Village, I think you guys would appreciate the pics, I saw him last friday and even got to hang out with him - he performed at a club here in chicago called Chromium, pretty cool dude he is! I posted pics from that night on naseeb, check them out!
July 16, 2005 at 2:26ammite be a little scandalous for salman tho...hehe....wat do u think sal?July 15, 2005 at 8:35ami had a dream about him last night. i think he might have been my baby daddy. hahaha. i amuse myself so easily.
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Whats Hartha yoga?
August 3, 2005 at 5:41pmHatha yoga...In Sanskrit, "ha" means sun, "tha" means moon. Hatha yoga is the practice of harmonizing the body?s inner currents (principally the currents of Feeling, Thinking, W...
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40" X 40" - Oil on Canvas Knightbridge September 2004 By Amina A n s a r i (SOLD) 1. www.mizraabianz.com 2. www.mizraabianz.com Note: Maximize these images by clicking the bottom right corner. (Will update this JE with info regarding the painting later. Short note: Ishan(the boy of the painting) is a real life subject) About time I recieved some art images! .
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Boeing's new bird the 777-200 LR from the Montreal Air Show, June 9 2005...Special thanks to the friendy Boeing staff who made these images possible..uploading more pics soon. (Canon 10D) ); photobucket.com
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Number 1: CLONING SHEEP. When have you ever seen two sheep that don't look identical?....
July 9, 2005 at 9:58pmWell, that was the experiment to see if the sheep work then humans work too, am i right??July 6, 2005 at 10:43amhahahaha ... i know! Sheer waste of money and resources. Why don't they give that money to Somalians which are dieing of hunger, and here we are wasting millions of $$$ to clone...
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The Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) quoted God as saying: "Let each of you protect himself against Hellfire, be it with even half a date (given in charity) - and if he finds (not even that small amount to give), then with a kind word." Hadith Qudsi 13
July 6, 2005 at 9:15amI am pretty sure i have posted this before...but it is important to reiterate such simple charities!
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I wanna play cricket, any idea where I can find a club or place to play?
July 8, 2005 at 2:27pmSsaks: yes please if you can forward contacts, that'll be great, thanks!July 8, 2005 at 2:26pmHey Navid AOA, Can you forward me the address on my email and also let me know which day you'll be there so I'll come at that time. Thanks!July 7, 2005 at 5:56pmhey awais we practice at kenny park ,windsor on tuesday and thursday around 6. show up if u want to play. once they get comfortable with ur game they will have u come play the ...
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I love her ability to turn it on and off... in choli ke peeche, remember how she was dancing trying to incite Sanjay Dutt, and when Sanjay Dutt became willing, and started to drop hints of his 'love' for her, her face all of s sudden turned into one of being scared, and shy at the same time... damn, that rocked my world...
July 23, 2005 at 1:44pmNO ONE can dance like she did in choli ke peechi ... that was a HOT SONG!!!! I remember the whole contraversy over that song and how people wouldn't sell the copy with the song ...July 7, 2005 at 4:40pmman no one can move their kamar like hurrr dude i couldnt do it and i rewinded that dayum song like 50 million times!July 6, 2005 at 10:57amcholi ke peeche....one of the all time MOST watched bollywood videos...you're right khiladi...that was a great madhuri moment....khalnayak was great because it literally was ALL...
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The good thing about going to get a coffee or tea from the same place everyday is that businesses do (eventually) begin to recognise and value their regular customers more. The other day I walked into Pret as usual and the man behind the counter looked over in my direction and said "White tea?", I smiled in acknowledgment and he told the barrista to fix me a white tea. As I went to pay he waved his hand at me and said "it's on the house, enjoy your day". Well, if that's not a bargain, I don't know what is! :D
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Album: Behavior Track: Tonight Is Forever (from the album Please) Yours?
July 9, 2005 at 1:15amListen, you know they have a song where they reference the "King's Cross" subway stop? I think it's on Actually. My favorite track, "I want a Dog", not because I like dogs, I'd ...



