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Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines -- one line for the men that dominated their women on earth, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter." The next time God looked, the women are gone, and there are two lines. The line for the men who were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who dominated their women there was only one man. God got mad an... Read More
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is it good to rest or work out on a cramp???
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How come there ain't no chit chat about rap's best dua eva, the one that changed the game and remained loyal to the streets coming straight from da sewa!
August 15, 2005 at 1:20pmlook whose talkin...posin like your brett hart or something with your skrawny arms; even your sister can kick your a$$ - that das efx comment should get you banned from this vil...August 15, 2005 at 1:04pmFunk I ain't the one wearing sunglasses inside the house so shut your punjabi grA$$ up fool!
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So it's been particularly boring here recently, anyone have any ideas of things to do for fun? Or you could just share what you're doing to entertain yourself in lovely MI.
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www.funnyjunk.com the link explains a lot...:P
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I do not love my country Its abstract lustre is beyond my grasp but i shall give my life for two or three rivers in it for some barren mountains and a few wrinkled faces " (I don't know where i read it and who wrote it and it's not the proper poem , it's just my own concoction of whatever i remembered. Please let me know if you know this poem or the poet.) Happy Independence Day
August 14, 2005 at 6:18pmHIGH TREASON by Jose Emilio Pacheco (Mexican poet) I do not love my country. Its abstract splendor is beyond my grasp. But (although it sounds bad) I would give my life ...
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"I do not love my country Its abstract lustre is beyond my grasp but i shall give my life for two or three rivers in it for some barren mountains and a few wrinkled faces " (I don't know where i read it and who wrote it and its not the proper poem , it's just my own concoction of whatever i remembered. Please let me know if you know this poem or the poet.) Happy Independence Day
August 19, 2005 at 10:19pmFreak, great minds think alike. Yes I have yet to tour those types of Japanese eats.
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Why are aunties so overprotective of their plastic food storage containers? They seem to value the containers as much as they do their 24K gold jewelry. I've gotten an earful from my mom on a few occasions when I've forgotten to bring a container back home with me, or if I've simply lent one of her containers to a friend and never got it back. I've offered to buy her replacement containers, which don't cost more than a few dollars, but she'd grudgingly dismiss my offers as if her containers were irreplaceable. ... Read More
August 18, 2005 at 12:33pmWhen I used to go to Kashmir for the holidays, this pani wala would come with spring water, and my granddad would put it in a mutka...it would stay cold all day...it was the bes...August 18, 2005 at 11:51am...oh, and in the winter, to save electricity, she'd place the milk gallons filled with water outside so they'd freeze in what she'd call "Allah Miyan ki freezer" and then put e...August 18, 2005 at 11:49amheh..the milk gallons...makes me remember my childhood. living in a small town in NC we used to drive up to DC once every six months to pick up zabiha gosht from Halalco and we...
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London Crew - a village especially for Londoners to mingle although open to all. Language may not be suitable for the sensitive though. Quite active. Few gatherings have also taken place through here. Londoners - as above but far more tame but not as active. JalebiGang - mostly Londoners again - different clientele group - based around social gatherings which started last summer.
August 18, 2005 at 6:06amMy lovely intel,the bandy pandit shall not be surfacing anytime soon ;)August 18, 2005 at 4:52amias, let's try and keep the bandy pandit at bay shall we... heheAugust 18, 2005 at 4:51amChocogurl, thanks, that's very kind of you to do that. It would be appreciated not only by myself but I'm sure, by all the other LOV members! Cheers :)
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Does anyone know of any good free (cos i'm desi) mp3 sites where I can download bollywood tunes at good quality??
October 19, 2006 at 10:21pmDid you find a good site? If so, please let me know. Thanks.August 11, 2006 at 3:06ami love that lol. good free (cos i'm desi). lol. everyone likes free! i never pay for music. if it ain;t free, i ain't buying. it gets boring after a while anyway. and with all t...
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Whoever works righteousness - whether male or female- while he (or she) is a true believer verily, to him, We will give a good life (in this world with respect, contentment, and lawful provision), and We shall pay them certainly a reward in porportion to the best of what they use to do (paradise in the hereafter). So when you want to recite the Quran, seek refuge with Allah from Shaitan the outcast. Verily, he has no power over those who believ and put their trust only in their Lord. His power is only o... Read More
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Generally I find that when you chat to single guys about weddings, a lot of them don't wanna keep it really small and simple... and not spend money on weddings.. Most girls dream of a wedding where they can look like a princess that day, a beautiful hall, stunning photos, fantastic food and wanna be sure all guests are treated well... Whats the consensus of the guys and girls here?
August 14, 2005 at 2:47pmgood grief.. at the whole town/ 500 ppl being invited.. i think small is best.. except for the fact you have to invite the whole town (apparently) to the walima.. to announc...August 14, 2005 at 1:37pmMy familys weddings typically involve a waleema with more than five hundred guests. This is because each invited individual/couple bring their whole family and this has been ...
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DcUpscaled Management | DC Style Magazine Present Filmi | An Exclusive Bollywood Affair Come Experience the latest Bollywood Sounds, Hindi Remixes, Bhangra, and UK bhangra at Blue Fin. Located in the heart of Adams Morgan, Blue Fin is an intimate lounge catering to an upscale 21 and over crowd, while providing a chilled and relaxed atmosphere to unwind. Saturday Aug.20 Blue Fin Lounge | 2309 18th Street NW | Washington DC 21 and Over Event Fashionable Attire Doors Open 10PM Please Arrive Early... Read More
August 22, 2005 at 7:22pmone word.. excellent!! Everyone loved the fact there was real desi music plus i experimented w/ some electric house mixes' w/ some hindi remixes.. went over very well. i was sur...
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Essalam alaykoum, je suis Mohammed de l'Alg?rie , j'ai 45 ans mari? et p?re de trois adorables enfants , j'aimerais bien connaitre des musulmans a travers le monde et en plus j'aimerais connaitre plus sur le soufisme . je suis ?galement prof dans une universit? alg?rienne. amicalement Mohammed de l'Alg?rie
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essalam alaykoum !! je suis ravi de faire la connaissance des membres de ce village , j'esp?re que mon adh?sion portera un plus a ce groupe ah!! je me pr?sente je suis un musulman algerien de 45 ans , mari? et j'ai trois adorables enfants , je suis prof dans une universit? alg?rienne . au plaisir de vous revoir !! bonne journ?e a toutes et tous! Mohammed
August 13, 2005 at 3:53pmbienvenue a toi mohamed, assalamoualaikoum a bientot aouicha
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Yesterday, I attended a seminar on: "New sources of entangled photon pairs for quantum information" Seminar was being held at the new Fields Institute Building at University of Toronto. We learned entangled pairs of photons are hard to produce and there are many types of quantum entanglements(spin, fequency, time and many more) you can create. There are problems with efficiency and quality of entanglements that are produced. I didn't know how hard entangled quantum photon pairs were to produce... Read More
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If Allah was to grant you 70 years of your life... You would spend: 24 years sleeping 14 years working 8 years in amusement 6 years at the dinner table 5 years in transportation 4 years in conversation 3 years in education 3 years reading 3 years watching television If you prayed 5 Times every day, you would be giving Allah 5 months of your life. Can't we give 5 months out of 70 years? Let's all give Allah a minimum of 5 months of our lives! INCREASE VOLUME SIT RELAX & ... Read More
August 13, 2005 at 11:16pmGreat point. Unfortunately, ppl just dont see it that way. sigh
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In his book "To be a European Muslim" Tariq Ramadan says that the problem of the second generation of Muslims is made evident by: "the presence of two contradictory tendencies: an initial and intimate culture of duty and community in contrast to an environment promoting freedom and autonomy but which, in fact, exerts a natural attraction over people. Who are we then?"
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If Allah was to grant you 70 years of your life... You would spend: 24 years sleeping 14 years working 8 years in amusement 6 years at the dinner table 5 years in transportation 4 years in conversation 3 years in education 3 years reading 3 years watching television If you prayed 5 Times every day, you would be giving Allah 5 months of your life. Can't we give 5 months out of 70 years? Let's all give Allah a minimum of 5 months of our lives! INCREASE VOLUME SIT RELAX & ... Read More
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When other Arabs find out i'm of iraqi origin they make me teach them words as if it were a whole other language lol One of my best friend's words is "a7'athta 3ala saf7a" LOL These are some of the words that fascinate others: 3aathoora shakoo maakoo ya ba3ed 3omrey :p cha6al bayenbaa3' (who uses this tho?) 7'ashooga What are the words you usually tend to teach others?
September 8, 2005 at 1:58amI know 'zmal' and 'mu6i' (heavy 't'). what do you think, AMMOORI? lolAugust 14, 2005 at 8:55pminjana = bowl tunga = ceramic water drinking thing 6urshi = pickles 6ily = sheep 9akhla = goat na3al = sandal jidir = cooking pot



