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An internist, a psychiatrist, a surgeon, and a pathologist go duck hunting. A bird flies by. The internist raises his gun, aims, and thinks, I wonder if that's a duck. By which time, it's too late. The psychiatrist raises his gun aims, and thinks, I wonder if that duck knows he's a duck. The surgeon raises his gun, aims, and shoots the bird out of the air. He turns to the pathologist and says, Go see if that was a duck.
April 22, 2006 at 11:18amGood joke. I heard it a couple of months ago from a Russian friend at work who is a Radiologist. He told me it was a Russian joke. Who or where did you hear it from?
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I got a moment of inspiration today. The simplest way to sum it up, how to be in a relationship, is, in my opinion: "Be true to your self, and kind to her self." Or you can just say "kind to her", whichever is easier. Suppose you had a certain situation and the question for you to consider was: Whats more important in your relationship, being true to yourself, or to be kind to your partner? Tough question isnt it! If you had just ONE choice, what would you chose to do? I would really just like to do both. ... Read More
April 27, 2006 at 3:05amOOOH! okay, now that makes a world of difference! Sorry for my misunderstanding. You are right, when it comes to our spiritual aspirations, we should not compromise. Peace
April 24, 2006 at 3:05amBut what if being true to yourself hurts those around you, especially your partner?? How would you then make that relationship work? To me, a relationship is about both being ...
April 23, 2006 at 1:13pmThats so true! Its so helpful to keep in mind that our partner appreciates us the most when we're bring true to ourselves.
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My friend is urgently looking for 2 flat mates to share a flat with. House mates do not have to be females only. The flat is newly refurbished and each room is ?80 per week all inclusive. It is situated close to Enfield Lock station with rail links to Liverpool St Station. If you or know a couple of people who are seeking accommodation, do email me in the first instance for further details.
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Ok, so everyone has his price - we all know that. As much I despise reality shows, I had to watch this, 'cos they hooked me with the MMA thing. I can't believe how lame this is, but for some reason I watch anyway. Ok so the thing I don't understand is why the fighters dance around so much - it's like watching "Dancing with the stars." Any decent boxer could just move in and finish it, but these guys just hop around pawing at each other. And why is it that the minute they actually come into range and engage e... Read More
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What are you up to on Sunday 30th April?? Come to the Soiree, for dinner, comedy, shisha and chocolate galore! All in the name of charity!!!! in londoncrew
~The Soir?e~ ---Charity Dinner and Networking Event --Sunday 30th April Hello All....I think you'll all find that there are very few events that provide a COMPLETE night out! We are talking right from the beginning of an evening, with a reception, to an DELICIOUS 3-course middle-eastern meal, followed by a charity raffle with amazing prizes and followed by EXCLUSIVE entertainment by non other than JEFF MIRZA- Europe?s no1 Asian stand up comedian! This isn?t even including the chocolate fountain (hmm hm... Read More
May 4, 2006 at 9:41amFUZED YOUR A PREMIUM MEMBER,,, SO WHY ARE YOU THICK????????? WHO ARE YOU MEN TALKING ABOUT SISTER,,,,,,, WHOSE THE SISTER,,, CAN SHE BE MINE TOO??? CROPS,,, GIMME YOUR EMA...
May 4, 2006 at 8:53amMissLondon: Sis, I will add you when in a couple of weeks. I am restricted to some stupid quota of one person a week.
May 4, 2006 at 8:52amThe one who is "irrelevant" is being talked about so must be more important than the one who says he is more important, Fuzed :P
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Law in londoncrew
These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts of America, and are Things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying Calm while these exchanges were actually taking place: ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ______________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. ___________________________________ __ ATTO... Read More
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if you could have one superpower (except the power of knowing everything) then what would that be?
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Hey guys! Just wanted to let everyone know that if you didnt know already that I have had my mortgage company for the last 3 years, alhumdulillah. Most recently we have entered into a very special partnership with Prudential California Realty that will allow us to help our current and future clients find a home ANYWHERE in the US. So as many of you start thinking about buying, selling, or refinancing a home, please do not hesitiate to call or email me. It would be honor to help any one of you, your fam... Read More
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I've recently got involved with Ulfah Arts....and I'm so excited about the whole thing!! "A UK based organisation, which promotes the understanding and appreciation of the arts, by giving access to people (particularly women) who - due to their religious/cultural beliefs - would not otherwise have opportunity to engage with the arts, either as an audience member or an artist/performer" My Uni days involved me singing gospel music as part of a choir that specialised in African a capella songs....doing gigs ... Read More
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My Uni days involved me singing gospel music as part of a choir that specialised in African a capella songs....doing gigs at the local performance hall, festivals and jingles for BBC world service. On the left is a pic of some of my fellow members on top form. P: A little bit about the choir I was involved in: Umoja Gospel Choir "The Umoja Gospel Choir, formed in 1995 combines the vibrant energy of African music and movement with the sounds of traditional and contemporary acapella gospel. ... Read More
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Our very own London Naseeber's play - Babel Junction will be showing at the Hackney Empire from next week. Come on the press night (28th April) where you will be able to see him too! www.whatsonstage.com
May 5, 2006 at 4:17pmWoah, I saw this in the Metro the other day and thought it sounded like a breath of fresh air... I had NO idea that our very own Enigmatic_Sky co-wrote it - amazing! When is i...
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His play, Babel Junction is being shown at the Hackney Central from next week. Let's go and support him! I've booked my ticket for the press night on 28th April where he will be there too... see link for details... (copy and paste link in new browser) www.whatsonstage.com
April 26, 2006 at 5:39ami dont know directions by car... it's on at 7.30, but you'll have to call the theatre to book tickets! so are you coming?
April 26, 2006 at 4:17amWHEN HAVE I EVER SAT ON A TUBE??? DIRECTIONS BY CAR SILLY,,,,,,,ALSO NEED TIMING,,,,AS ITS FRIDAY AND I AM OFF WORK,,,, LOOKS AS IF YOU'LL HAVE TO CALL ME TOO,,,, MISSCHE'S...
April 25, 2006 at 9:11amThanks Nussie and Misslondon for the support! Hope you guys do come! [b]Directions[/b] 1. Get the tube to Whitechapel station. 2. Bus 254 or 106 to the Hackney Empire.
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This is writen by Ayesha Khan a freelancer working from Prague - it raises important issues for Paksitan. Have a read. What do you think? For decades, Pakistan's Baluchistan Province has been the scene of sporadic clashes between government troops and guerrillas who are fighting for autonomy. Baluchistan borders Iran and Afghanistan, and is Pakistan's largest and most sparsely populated province. Many Baluch feel that their right to self-determination is being compromised and are unhappy with economic devel... Read More
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hmmm, tawheed, eh? islam, huh?? what a pity! watch >>> www.fnoor.com the 'singer' (dunno what else to call him) is asking the 'believers' to invoke the dead in the grave, saying they will 'answer ur prayers, so include me in the prayers u say when u visit their graves'!!!! Muslims??? no, pagans!!! worse even than the pagans of pre-Islamic Arabia!
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Date: Thu, 20 Apr 2006 20:21:18 EDT Subject: COMMUNITY: June/4 year Palestinian girl needs housing in San Jose ar SPONSORED LINKS Bay area event planning Bay area event planner Bay area event Bay area ----------------------------------- ----------------------------------- ---------- YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group "BAMY" on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [email protected] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to th... Read More
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Date: Thu, 20 Apr 2006 20:21:18 EDT Subject: COMMUNITY: June/4 year Palestinian girl needs housing in San Jose ar SPONSORED LINKS Bay area event planning Bay area event planner Bay area event Bay area ----------------------------------- ----------------------------------- ---------- YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group "BAMY" on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [email protected] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to th... Read More
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Im Bi but what the hell!
January 16, 2007 at 2:55pmMydailyfacade: Its not Muslims, its people from backward communities. There are some very open minded Muslims...and some who thinks its the year 1801
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sayin it's been theirs since before the 1700's it was never surrendered in 1800's and they are back to stake their claim - i am with them - i would rather have they rule me than the queen or this corpocracy we have going on here
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Bin Tere Kiya Hai Jeena (sung by: Jawad Ahmed) Bin tere kiya hai jeena Mere dil ki rani tu Meri khushiyon ka mausam Mere khuwabon ki tabeer Mere sapno ki tasweer Bin tere kaisi yaar Woh jeet ho ya haar Tere sung hai sab kuch, tu na ho to baikaar Bin tere kiya hai jeena Teri payal ki chanchan Teri saanson ka sargam Teri khushbu teri preet Yaad ayain mere meet Jo tujh par likhay thay Woh saray mere geet Saari khushiyan sapne mere hain tere saath Bin tere kiya hai jeena Sooni khaali raata... Read More
April 28, 2006 at 1:17amoh amazing news for the guys out there.....i just saw it on CNBC....according to a survey, 55% of the women find "man preparing a meal"...sexy, and only 28% found "a man fixing ...
April 27, 2006 at 10:08pmBushra_80: kyonki, hum jeete hain khaane ke liye, aur khaate hain jeene ke liye.
April 27, 2006 at 4:59pmwaise mujhe yeh samajh mai nahi ata ke cooking itna bara masla kyun bana howa hai.....har couple ke jokes mai yeh topic zaroor hota hai......i know zinda rehne k liye khana zaro...
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Salaam! I was wondering if anyone knows if Bikram Yoga actually helps in weight loss? Please help a sister out!! Thanks in advance. Allah hafiz :)
April 26, 2006 at 11:13amI am not diabetic yet Alhumdolilah :). But thanks for sharing. :)
April 26, 2006 at 4:33amSERENITY, IF YOU ARE DIABETIC THAT IS MORE REASON FOR YOU TO EAT HEALTHY, DIABETICS USUALLY LOSE A LOT OF WEIGHT, BUT EXERCISE REGULARLY, GO SWIMMING AND DO THINGS YOU ENJOY, BU...
