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Here you go another one... but not as good as Joe's one. It was said that at Chicago Willard Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator. Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
May 17, 2005 at 11:40pmI remember I got an email some time ago with this particular joke and it was funny in a corny way, but since that I have come across it a few times so now I think "blaahhhhh" wh...
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I'm tyring to start an Arab Law Students Association (ALSA) at Georgetown Law Center. I wanted to see if anyone else out there who would be interested in starting a similar group on their campus or already knows of one of their campus. I look forward to hearing from others if they are interested...
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May 1st, 7:30pm Record Release Party @ Knitting Factory Featuring Shaheen Sheik's new album, "Rock Candy" 7021 Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood, CA $2 cover with RSVP to [email protected] $5 with no RSVP shaheensheik.com May 6th, Maneesh the Twister @The Grand Start Firecracker 943 N. Broadway (@college) Chinatown Downtown Los Angeles May 6th, Cirque Bezerk @ the ArtWallah Space 2210 Lincoln Blvd. Venice, CA 90291 Featuring Karsh Kale and Janaka from Dhamaal SF www.cirqueberzerk.com ... Read More
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May 1st, 7:30pm Record Release Party @ Knitting Factory Featuring Shaheen Sheik's new album, "Rock Candy" 7021 Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood, CA $2 cover with RSVP to [email protected] $5 with no RSVP shaheensheik.com May 6th, Maneesh the Twister @The Grand Start Firecracker 943 N. Broadway (@college) Chinatown Downtown Los Angeles May 6th, Cirque Bezerk @ the ArtWallah Space 2210 Lincoln Blvd. Venice, CA 90291 Featuring Karsh Kale and Janaka from Dhamaal SF www.cirqueberzerk.com ... Read More
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May 1st, 7:30pm Record Release Party @ Knitting Factory Featuring Shaheen Sheik's new album, "Rock Candy" 7021 Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood, CA $2 cover with RSVP to [email protected] $5 with no RSVP shaheensheik.com May 6th, Maneesh the Twister @The Grand Start Firecracker 943 N. Broadway (@college) Chinatown Downtown Los Angeles May 6th, Cirque Bezerk @ the ArtWallah Space 2210 Lincoln Blvd. Venice, CA 90291 Featuring Karsh Kale and Janaka from Dhamaal SF www.cirqueberzerk.com ... Read More
May 9, 2005 at 3:03amI'm a graphic designer, finishing up art school this august. I've been working for artwallah since last year, mostly helping out with their print matter (festival cards, flyers...May 7, 2005 at 1:54pmzarreen what type of designer are you? i was thinking about participating in future artwalla events
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How important is health to you guys? What do you do about it? Do you eat healthy ... if so, how often? Do you work out? How difficult is it to work out and to eat healthy--especially with work or school? What do you do? From what I've seen, we're a very unhealthy group ... well, at least the south asians. I KNOW we all think about weight and similar issues, but most of us don't know enough about what living a healthy lifestyle entails (except for what flows in popular media), and an even greater percentage j... Read More
May 6, 2005 at 5:14pmYeah that place was koolio! There's an "open house" thingy on friday. That reminds me ... I have to get my ticket. If any of yall are not too busy, I'm gonna force you to show m...May 6, 2005 at 5:11pmLOL!! Miral, your sister just called me a girl. She'd betta hide. Such insults!!! Tauba tauba hahaha.May 6, 2005 at 3:28pmyou girls sound like the seniors in high school right before prom week.
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why is everyone in here so dead?
June 7, 2005 at 7:51pmWell I am not from Swat but my parents are from Chakwal. Let's get this village rock-n-rolling :)
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Salaam, I am posting some information I received regarding the following case in NY: (it's a bit lengthy, contact info at the bottom) Assalamo Alaikum: Two Muslim teenage girls have been detained and their reputations questioned by false accusations of a national security threat. Yet we are confident that these girls are honorable-- one from Guinea, and the other is from Bangladesh. As you may have heard in your masjid or read recently in the New York Times, ICNA Relief has been working directly wit... Read More
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Received a phone call once... came in as Withheld... didn't fell like picking it up but yet I did. Said Ello... caller:Hello... sK: Yes... lady Caller: is this a wrong number... sK:Yes it is, how can i help you.... lady caller: Just dropped in to say Ello... Both the parties guessed their first name correctly by exchanging the first letter of our names. Talked a bit and ended the call in a cultured manner. I Never heard back from her again. Happens once in life.. Never again?
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What do you guys think of the new 330i? I drove one a few days ago and it drove ... well like a BMW. I loved it! Problem was when I looked away from the road and at the interior of the car. I don't know what the heck they were thinking, it looks NOTHING like a BMW from the inside :-(
May 21, 2005 at 9:14pmTheir previwing the new bmw at the end of may in chicago. I got the invitation, but i wont be going cuz i be out of town.
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asa everyone! i took a hiatus from running to try out other sports like spinning, but i've started it back up. other than the usual watching tv and listening to music, does anyone have any other suggestions on how i can keep fun? i have real flat feet, so running outside is not an option for me. i'm strictly a treadmill girl. plus, i can't read and run at the same time. i got dizzy doing that once and almost fell of that treadmill. i lost a lot of cool points that day! ;)
May 14, 2005 at 2:31pmwell think of things u need to do ==sort ur thoughts out== think about why ur running and about the goal u wish to acheive---create little scenarios and ask urself what u'll do ...May 8, 2005 at 12:40pmwell promakhos, who said the old can't run! lol i can' run out side because of my flat feet. it really kills my knees and my chins. i guess that comes w/my old age. :) i ac...May 6, 2005 at 7:53pmtry this link http://www.runnersworld.com/article/0,5033,s6-51-196-0-4789,00.html
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yes they are. the question is why? for some reason they get all nervous and wierd if i try to carry on even the most trite innocouse conversation to them. This happens even before i know they are arabic, and i would assume, before they know i am. I would say that perhaps i make people nervouse but this doesn't happen with non-arab girls. Whats the deal? i'm assuming since there are 50 members here, that at least 27 will be female (just percentages) and since the title is arab american at least 19 w... Read More
November 12, 2005 at 1:01pmbreaking news! 'prantly there are some desi-girls out there that got insanity going on too.... who knew?October 13, 2005 at 11:04amhow many arab american males are you friends with? vs non arab american males?October 12, 2005 at 3:18pmyeah, see thats the problem right there H, how about you act like yourself and see what happends?
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in my experience arabs from any country but Palestine, seem to be impressed with my arabic speaking skills. but anyone from my homeland itself gives me a head shake and a sad look, before commenting "your mother never tought you arabi?" whats the deal with that? why are iraqi's and Saudi's so much easier to impress? does their accent make my arabic sound better? is this phenomenon restricted to me? or does this happen to other palestinians? how about Iraqis? Do FOBish iraqi's think Western Iraq... Read More
October 2, 2005 at 11:38pmi'm an all over FOB, i don't belong and i don't fit in and anyone who doens't like it can go bugger themselves. khalas, it's the way of the world, and my lot in life. i'll ...October 2, 2005 at 4:55amPlato don't get discouraged.... at least you speak 3arabi while having been born in a non-arab speaking country =) some people just love to put in their 2 cents worth or crit...October 1, 2005 at 6:11pmummm so your a recent immigrant in US or you being a "FOB" in pali :P heck im so confused :( and lol thnx...we can have fun here with some extra bbl..i mean people :D
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Has this ever happened to you: You type out this LONG refutation of liberal and western ideas of Islam providing Quranic Ayats and authentic Hadiths, but the Vibes editors consider it a "violation" of TOS! I hate when that happens. It makes the stupid liberals think that they have "shut us up", but in reality they are just playing a cowardly game. This was my MAIN reason for creating this village, so we can finally post our comments and if it gets big enough, the liberals are bound to come in here if t... Read More
May 6, 2005 at 3:31pmby the way, many of you have commented on the recent vibes journal thinking that hamdani is praising ghandi. on the other hand it is quite the opposite.May 6, 2005 at 3:29pmhmm...I agree that it is important to stick to the pure islam. but i also believe that proper adab should be maintained when dealing with disagreements. sure some of these peop...
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Despite my awareness of the power of subterfuge I still keep allowing myself to be a silent witness to its use by unscrupulous people who think they are too clever (but infact just selfish and blind) to be detected. I always believed forgiveness was a noble virtue to be cherished. But I'm becoming increasingly aware that even forgiveness must have some criterias which it is bound by. In Islam forgiveness is a virtue most often associated with Allah. We are all prescribed to nurture this virtue so my topic... Read More
February 10, 2006 at 11:15amhey kids was looking for a place to stick this, and couldn't find one that worked perfectly, but! since this journal is about desception, then maybe it works here. Hypnosi...May 12, 2005 at 12:57pmThe point is that every action has a consequence. That is a universal law. When people wonder why an innocent child gets cancer when he/she has clearly done nothing wrong people...May 12, 2005 at 12:38pmManas, Allah has said that he has created a perfect universe and anything that exists/functions within this realm must do so in strict comliance with these laws. There is a lot ...
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Hi All... I will be riding in the Pan Mass Challenge this year... Is there anybody else out there who is going to be riding this year as well?? I am doing the Wellesley to Bourne to Wellesley route (151 miles). I will be training all summer for this ride and would like to know if anybody is even interested in riding along even during my training... In any case, you can follow along at my blogsite: panmasschallenge.blogspot.com I am committed to raising $3000 dollars for this ride and would encoura... Read More
May 6, 2005 at 2:49amOkay...Let me know when... I will be riding during the week as well as the weekends...May 5, 2005 at 7:55pmid be interested in training with you in a few weeks. thanks.
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He is perhaps the most important urdu poet of the subcontinent, an agitational poet par excellence whose poetry is marked by sweetness and lyricism. There?s a quality of grace, a tremulous sensitivity, an ineffable beauty in his works about human relationships that has timeless appeal. Faraz?s poetry will certainly outlive him. Faraz is a Pushto-speaking Pathan from the north west of Pakistan. He has been a political activist and at times has been jailed by the authoritarian Pakistani rulers. He was in exile d... Read More
June 27, 2005 at 3:11amAb Ke Hum Bichre to Shaayad Kabhi Khwabon Main Milain , Jis Tarah Sukhe Hue Phool Kitabon Main Milain------ Dhundh Ujre Hue Logon Main Vafaa Ke Motii , Yeh Khazane Tujhe M...May 11, 2005 at 8:35pmIk yeh bhi tu undaaz-e-ilaaj-e-ghum e janaaN hei~~~~~~~~~~Aye chara garo dard barha kiun nahi detayMay 10, 2005 at 10:08pmDekhi hai uss ki Aankh mein pehli dafah Numi.... Yoon lag raha jaisey Samander udaas hai
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Hey people of BodyBuilding or my personal Trainner Ok I need help to get my shoulder and Traps big. I mean... when someone wear T-shirt u can see it. should I need to lift more weights or do more reps. should i work out this 2 body part 2-3 time a week or just 1 once a week. how much rest, should i need, is it good idea to workout both part together? tell me your most effect way to build bigger Trap and Shoulders hope this help me, with... and also any forarm exercise, you seen how the b... Read More
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Let's learn arabic together (mine is not very good, shame on me) but I know few tips at least : Good morning = Sabah el kheir ; reply " Sabah el nour " Good evening = Masa el kheir ; reply " Masa el nour " Good night = layla sa'ida How are you = ka?fa halak Good bye = Ma'assalama ; reply Fi aman Allah Welcome = Marhaba or Ahlan wa sahlan ; reply Ahlan bekum Yes = Na'am No = La Please = Min fadhlak
July 7, 2005 at 11:46pmAlia68 - ur more than welcome :) always glad to lend a helping hand! Pinkmemonade - sorry but i cant read ur comments :( if you want to add me my last name is ruru :)May 21, 2005 at 4:40amIll be happy to help anyone with arabic convo, but im not good in fus'ha, sorry lol alia - when you said min fii hada? (where are you from) fii is 'in', feen or ween (ween is ...
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NEW DELHI (Reuters) - An Indian man who left his wife and two young children two years ago shocked his family when he returned home as an eunuch, wearing garish red lipstick, the Asian Age newspaper said Thursday. After a fight with his wife, the jobless Nabiullah left his family in Hathipur town in the northern state of Uttar Pradesh in the summer of 2003 to look for work, the paper reported. During his absence, he got himself castrated and became a eunuch, earning money by singing and dancing, a common... Read More
May 7, 2005 at 5:09amdear eclipse... i read this story on the train too...kinda made me feel a bit sorry for him...are u trapped somewhere u dont wana be too? dont worry if u are...you wont be su...May 5, 2005 at 4:16pmlike this doesnt really matter... i'm no billboard, a poster... i think everyone is a book with legs, arms, a nose, eyes, and letters and words all hidden inside them. what make...



